Gerade Customs

I have always struggled with making customs due to motivation. Money isn't really a motivator to me, so I need something else. But I often get asked about doing customs. But the xanax, refills and cans I don't ever take is getting very expensive, or something.. So that's really motivating. 

My prior customs auction? Consider it cancelled. 

I will make customs for $25,000,000 cash or 1x Donator pack.

All Proceeds over my daily expenses will absolutely not go towards Bountying AI "Artists", as that would be toxic and frowned upon by the white knights. I would never do such a thing. If bounties are thrown after orders are made, it is simply that of coincidence.

You must post a stock/render/theme here. PMs/Chats will be ignored. 

If you're a known graphics artist, you must also post an additional style. Because I'm going to assume you're doing this because you're too lazy to create something yourself.

Any R-'s will be assumed to be misclicks and nothing more. I'm too much of a GOAT to have people dislike my thread. Big ups Cinder with the first clear misclick.

Notes:

• All images torn sizes (profile picture, forum signature and profile signature being 600x200) are considered the same to me. I scale down usually anyway. Anything that requires me to adjust my premade photoshop canvas size will cost you more for the inconvenience or will be ignored.

• I make graphics for me mostly, not for you. If I make something and you don't like it, that's fine. I don't care, don't buy it. It'll have my name on until payment anyway. There's a conveyer belt of artists, go to one of them. They'd appreciate your money more than I.

• I am colour blind, if specific shade perfect colouring matters to you, go to someone that isnt colour blind.

• I will not make anything for factions, companies or couples. People ordering these kind of things tend to be moderately intolerable and I don't fancy a social guidelines ban this week. 

• Patchwork only gets 7 minutes of my time per 25m. 

Filthy gatekeeper

Long live text on google stock images

gimmie 7 mins

i swear to God I read this full post the first time and this isn't an edit and here is my stock

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231567183956672572/1248236065299365960/5liguvu.webp?ex=6662eded&is=66619c6d&hm=76306ec40a8a3d7a8955989c2f7ab0d07564f8b54c3b8ed5c614f75181da1af3&

Any examples please?

Go on Google and type a word

It's that but with comic sans text on it

I have a low budget and low expectations. 

Do you have a discount package, 

say 15 seconds of MS-Paint???

You suck  but as I'm feeling generous I will rate +

You also suck, but you also do that exotic thing with your tongue so I'll R+ this comment.

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Keep it PG gents

They're hovering like flies looking for a reason xD

Not a "known" artist so no additional style.

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You can't put a price on beauty. 

I can put a price on opening a MS paint emulator on my macbook though even for just 15 seconds, $125,000,000. 

You're known to me. Find a style, bitch.

Same to that slow ass f**king sloth. 

I pick your original style

Era?

Lockdown

idk maybe this style will be funny

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600x100 forum sig with one of these https://wallpapercave.com/purge-led-mask-wallpapers

Pleaaaaasssse????? Load image: love_chemistry

Who tf is this guy

Less than one month old, has to be another one of those AI mongs 

ima gatekeep tf out of this thread

 long live to text slapped on Google images!

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