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One Trillion Strength!!!!

Started by Champion [1927067] on in Achievements.

188 replies · 7.26k views · thread synced · 11 days ago · View on torn.com

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erk [1538328] · #23

Gru Champion is the most 💯👥 powerful 😵 being 😑😑 in 🛌 the universe, 😱🌌🙌 and here’s 👏🏼 why: ❓ according 🤩 to the height of a Minion (which 🤔 is 3.5 feet 👣 on 🔛 average) 🧬 Gru Champion is 4 👌 minions tall, 👆 which 🤤 means 🤔 he 💁‍♂️ is a godly 😩 size 😖🌟🌟 of 14 🥵 feet 👣 tall. 👆 Second ❣️ if any 👏 of you ✨🧚🏻💖 remember 🌶️ the original 💯💯 Despicable Me, 🍃 you 👇 Know 🤔 there 🐱 is a scene 🕑 when 😩⏰ Vector kidnaps the three 🎨 girls 👧 and shoots a series 💓💓 of heat-seeking misses 😭💔 at Gru Champion he 🚹 then 👉 dodge 🌊🌊🧊🚶‍♂️ them 👬🎊 all. 😉 According 🤩 to the speed 🏃 of an average 🧬 ballistic missile 🚀 (1900 mph) and the size 😖🌟🌟 of the missile 🚀 according 🔛 to his 👋 ankle size, 😖🌟🌟 Gru   Champion can 💞 perceive and move 🚛 at such 📶 a speed 🚅 that 🚟 the missiles only 💫 move 🚛 9.5 miles per hour, 🕐 0.5% 😊 of their 💴 original 😎 speed. 🚄 Plus ➕ after 2️⃣ this Gru Champion punches a shark 🦈 and it is paralyzed meaning 😏 its spine ☠️😂 is probably 🙄 shattered, to remind 🤔🤔 you 🛀🏿👦🏽💇🏽🆒 it would 👌 require 📜📜 a force ✊ greater 💡 than 😽💰 3,000 🤯 newtons to fracture the spine. ☠️😂 That’s 😏😐 equal to the impact 💰 created 🔨🎨 by 🍴 a 500-pound car 🚋 crashing into 🚟👉 a wall 🧱 at 30 🕠 miles per hour. 🕐👌🏻😏 I 👈 rest 💤 my 😖 case. 💼

Garp [2683211] · #29

Congratulations. We are very excited to see champ’s another 1T speed achievement thread which is in a year or so. We have never seen anyone with 1T speed yet, take your time, stay hydrated and do some stretches. 

Penetration [2340613] · #40

I actually thought your stats would be better. Def is the only one that doesn't surprise me.

 

Congrats on 1T strength and 3T total.