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  • Klashnekoff [498900] · 5 likes ·
    Show me ur caulk
  • men [2737987] · 4 likes ·
    Absolute legend! I clinched my toes so hard they nearly broke lol. Thank you, Respect <3
  • Respect [2213633] · 3 likes ·
    Ladies and gentlef**kers, we have our first 6 bombing targets. Packages are going out in about a half hour. Stay tuned for property damage!

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Respect [2213633] · #1 · edited

Thanks everyone for coming to the next installment of Respectless guide to domestic terrorism.

 

Id like to welcome you all to play a game with me. Much like Jigsaw, there will be a great deal of carnage, but SOMEONE is going to get lucky. 

 

I have in my possession 6 parcels. One of them is a donator pack, and 5 of them are SEDs. All you have to do is put the words "Show me whats in the box!" in your reply, and I'll add you to the roster, and send you a box! 

 

Make sure to let me know how pissed you are that I blew up your living room. 

 

Good luck and may the odds be in your favor! 

 

Round 1

ExecKiller - The only way to remember exec is through the news headline.

Lewis - Lost about 60,000 dollars in illicit substances in the ensuing blast.
Cheesus - Cheesus met Jesus.

sheep - Hasnt opened his yet, but he is definitely in for a surprise.

men - I put a clock in the package so it ticked ominously. (WINNER)

Souleth - They say you can find a little piece of souleth anywhere you look.

Round 2

Peets - At the cost of his mental health, Peets has won the greatest prize of them all. . . A few extra days. (WINNER)
ErikBloodthirst - Erik has a bloodthirst that only IEDs can satisfy. . . And he got one

Hawk - KABOOM. BLAM. KAPOW. 
GucciGoose - You know whats REALLY GUCCI? Explosions.
SkiralS - Some stories really were meant to end. Some end with a bang.
AngryCan - Both angry, AND canned, you can now find him in the hospital, ranting about the good old days.

 

Due to popular demand and ceaseless DMs asking me when round 3 is. . . we are back for:

ROUND 3:

pikachupalooza - Found themselves a nice windfall! (WINNER)
Piemaster90 - Found he had a few new bits and bobs.
Reiji01 - Ouch. Thats gonna take some cleanup.
Username137 - When youre all alone at night, they say you can still hear him groaning in pain.
Legendbadger - They say Legends never die. . . Legendbadger might be the exception.
ORF - ORF is also lore accurate to what was said when the bomb went off.

Respect [2213633] · #14

Ladies and gentlef**kers, we have our first 6 bombing targets. Packages are going out in about a half hour. Stay tuned for property damage!

Lewis [1312721] · #17 · edited

You were sent a Parcel from Respect with the message: Fragile, handle with indiscriminate violence.

Here it goes:

You slowly open the parcel and find an interesting electronical device inside. You move to lift it out of the box when.....

 

Close

 

In hospital for 4 hours and 59 minutes Got a nasty surprise in the post.

Good luck to everyone else

 

at least this property is rented, I hope they have home insurance.

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men [2737987] · #20

 

 

Absolute legend!

 

I clinched my toes so hard they nearly broke lol.

 

Thank you, Respect

 

<3