Chedburn, wtf is this?
Bigass long schlong sitting right in the city map. In plain view of all those PG-13 eyes.
Also...
Flaccid weeny down by the powerplant.
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Chedburn, wtf is this?
Bigass long schlong sitting right in the city map. In plain view of all those PG-13 eyes.
Also...
Flaccid weeny down by the powerplant.
oh.... you are a dick !
EDIT: also, no 2 veg to go with the sausage ?
Oh no my… I probably shouldn’t say that… income!
If the power plant one is what you see when you look down between your legs please go see a doctor immediately.
Double the points if it's grey
posting in legendary thread
So, why interpret the nuclear plants as part of a phallus? Why not see them as nipples instead?
In a related topic, I don't know of an adjective to succinctly sum up the shape of breasts (or nipples), the same way that "phallic" covers shapes that approximate male stuff below the waist. Can any of you think of an adjective that fits that bill?
Not even gonna circle the obvious sac. Smh.
(......please tell me you see it too.... 😂)
Don't show this to my wife, she'll start calling me power plant.
This has been done with sack before and without the innie penis / power plant.
You have issues - go speak to a therapist
You're way to late to this party.. I swear I see this at least once a year when someone finally finds a dick they are ecstatic in torn...
Domed
This is due to all the dickrideing on the forums
mammaric (adjective, not comparable)
Dolly Parton is known for three things: great country music and her impossibly enormous mammaric mountains.
not the first time this has been discovered, see: TSN vol 1
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I mean...
sigh