New caaaaar, names

Hey guys

Looks like there was a copyright claim and all car names have been updated. 

Here’s the old vs new names:

CLASS A
Aston Martin One-77 - Weston Marlin 177
Audi R8 - Echo R8
Bugatti Veyron - Stormatti Casteon
Ferrari 458 - Lolo 458
Lamborghini Gallardo - Lambrini Torobravo
Lexus LFA - Veloria LFA
Mercedes SLR - Mercia SLR
Honda NSX - Edomondo NSX
Nissan GT-R - Zaibatsu GT-R
Ford GT - Volt GT

CLASS B
Mitsubishi Evo X - Yotsuhada EVX
Lotus Exige - Cosmos EX
Sierra Cosworth - Colina Tanprice
Porsche 911 GT3 - Sturmfahrt 111
Subaru Impreza STI - Tsubasa Impressor
TVR Sagaris - Wington GGU
BMW M5 - Bavaria M5
Dodge Charger - Dart Rampager
Audi S4 - Echo S4
Ford Mustang - Volt MNG

CLASS C
Ford Focus RS - Volt RS
Honda s2 - Edomondo S2
Mini Cooper S - Nano Cavalier
Audi TT Quattro - Echo Quadrato
BMW Z8 - Bavaria Z8
Chevrolet Corvette Z06 - Chevalier CZ06
Pontiac Firebird - Knight Firebrand
Honda Integra R - Edomondo IR
Holden SS - Oceania SS

CLASS D
Alfa Romeo 156 - Alpha Milano 156
BMW X5 - Bavaria X5
Seat Leon Cupra - Coche Basurero
Vauxhall Astra GSI - Bedford Nova
Volkswagen Golf GTI - Verpestung Sport
Hummer H3 - Invader H3
Honda Accord - Edomondo ACD
Toyota MR2 - Tabata RM2
Volkswagen Beetle - Verpestung Insecta
Chevrolet Cavalier - Chevalier CVR

CLASS E
Volvo 850 - Stålhög 860
Vauxhall Corsa - Bedford Racer
Honda Civic - Edomondo Localé
Reliant Robin - Trident
Citroen Saxo - Limoen Saxon
Classic Mini - Nano Pioneer
Fiat Punto - Vita Bravo
Nissan Micra - Zaibatsu Macro
Peugeot 106 - Çagoutte 10-6
Renault Clio - Papani Colé

Some funny names here.

Verpenstung Insecta means female pollution insect - corrected by hemicopter

For the lambo, torobravo is spanish for angry bull, makes sense since lambo's historically been naming their cars after bulls

Sturmfahrt from Porsche is german for storm ride

https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=1&t=16412903&b=0&a=0

I'll save you some time :  The full list

LDP was 9 seconds faster, damn you LDP

Probably best they didn't hold a name submission contest... although Mini McMiniface does have a nice ring

Copyright? Some Karen wanting to be on her local HOA has too much time on her hands and submitted a complaint to a car company?

They did the same thing recently on grand theft auto RP, all named cars had to remove logos, which was the coolest part about playing in modded servers to begin with.

Verpestung is german for pollution

My favorite update:

I am outraged.

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Zaibatsu for nissan is interesting, means “wealthy clique”, since the gtr isn’t too expensive generally when compared to other sports cars, I’d assume it refers to the clans or groups that heavily modify them and spend a lot working on these cars, essentially being a reference to JDM

I find it funny that one of the renames is Trident. Will the gum sue Torn now?!,??!?

Should’ve named it tripod lol

Crazy 

What the hell are you talking about CocheBasurero?!

Plonker mobile

Looks like you’re gonna need a name change 😂

I am the proud owner of 5 or 6 Edomondo's..... Now I request they be reskinned like the Magic School Bus as they should have been all along. 

When I saw the announcement I earlier I have never in my life wanted to down vote an announcement by Ched so badly. But I can't, and that's a shame.

Are we going to refer to the Cozzy as the Colly now?