ODB/ESC: share your unrelated grievances thread

If it's a cubicle door, bit of toilet paper, throw in the toilet as you leave.

If it's the main bathroom door, almost all that I come across are the ones with the big, soft-close hinge at the top. Place your palm on the end of the hinge and push diagonally towards the handle side of the door. Problem solved.

It also helps to carry around a little squirty bottle of isopropanol

Huh, that's very niche.

My pet peeve is when I'm sliding across the floor looking for a new home and someone kicks the back of me whilst they run to take the bins out. 

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I honestly have no idea what you just said, can you make a WikiHow with pics please. 

Also I know I'm in Carbon but we got too many nerds in this family. Just say hand sanitiser smh, I had to Google isopropanol.

Could be worse.

I thought I would go and see if I could research all this and the first image that showed...

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My biggest peeve is when me & wifey run into that PYT staying in our building and she calls my wife by her name to say hi, then turns to me & says "Hello Uncle".....

Feels like those words just burned into my heart :(

YouTube video riIuai-U48Q

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Timma needs a montage

The worst is when you grab the door handle and it's wet *eww*

I'm really miffed that whenever I join a queue I'm the last in the queue.

skill issue

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Given the unique situation this war has presented us, I propose the following:

Top 3 for the following categories:

ODB players can post the biggest damaging trout hit in an attack.

Rats players can post their biggest stat gains in a 24 hour window (could be either Saturday or Sunday).

Winners I'll personally send a token gift to. (in addition to Trout which is the real gift)

I just want to remind everyone that this was the matchup, it happened. 

Rats saying “we will match again and have the proper fight blah blah blah” will never change the fact that they enlisted, matched ODB, and lost. 

so when this matchup does happen again it won’t be the “real fight”, it won’t be a “rematch”, it will be the rats chance to redeem themselves after a loss on the first matchup. 

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If you don’t wash your ass after you’ve taken a shit, you’re disgusting. Debate me.

Where do you wash your ass after using a public toilet?

I found King.

Who tf uses public toilets? Disgusting 

The related questions there were f**king wild. I won't screenshot since I'm pretty sure I'll catch a fed.

I knew Quora was an absolute dumpster fire but holy shit.

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