ODB/ESC: share your unrelated grievances thread
Started by Qfiffle [2557282] Committee on in Faction Discussion.
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GG's Rats. Shame a proper fight wasn't on the cards this time around. Gives us something to look forward to.
My OBD brothers get a tad cranky when they don't get to fight, it's not personal. All the best lads
I honestly thought thats how you got dressed until I got told it was weird
Man, the first time ever in my entire Torn life I decide not to get up at 4am for a "war" and it turns out it's over when I come online. And I didn't even get to participate in the sideshow games like sending $1 messages to Bitters, hosping offliners to prevent factionmates getting hits in (I can only assume that's what was going on), or being salty about thinking someone blocked you when they didn't (thanks Chat 2.0).
All the Esc who messaged me during war to offer to med out, super appreciate the goodwill, thanks for being classy. Sorry I was asleep and completely useless.
Hope we can all have a nice weekend now and start preparing for 2028 when we might match Esc during one of their non-training periods.
Edit: people keep messaging me to laugh about the 2028 thing, but I'm not really kidding. I don't know if anyone else has done the maths on this, but unfortunately, since ESC enlists 3 weeks every two months, and we enlist every second week, with two full month training breaks per year when we don't enlist, and each of us usually have about 30 other factions we could potentially match each time, the chance of us matching ESC on a non-training break week is approximately 20% per year, quite a bit lower than matching them during one of their non-fighting enlistments. That means between now and end of 2028 there's about a 60% chance we match again :( Would be cool if we do though.
I haven't seen a lot of trout hit logs posted, also Rats u have all of today to train and post ur energy spent for dividends too ^
I'll send them out Monday morning to top 3 in either category.
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Even Ched’s trolling me now
Good luck in future wars Trouts. See you in 2028
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04:56:39 - 05/08/24 You sent a Can of X-MASS to Sisyphus with the message: ODB war thread dividend
04:56:58 - 05/08/24 You sent a Can of X-MASS to Timma with the message: ODB war thread dividend
I have apologised privately to those involved, but let me clarify and issue a public apology to those involved that I hospitalised post-war.
When I looked and the war was nearly over, I felt playful and felt like facing an army of fishies just for a little fun competitive game. It was very intense trying to roll needles against such a highly active opponent and it felt like a game of cat and mouse (fish and fox?). I didn't notice the end of the war, since I wasn't focusing on my events, but rather facing the tide of ultra fishies.
21:38:02 - 03/08/24 You used 25 energy anonymously attacking Marisa- and hospitalized them (chain #1) [view]
21:38:16 - 03/08/24 You used 25 energy attacking NinjaSmurf and hospitalized them (chain #2) [view]
21:38:25 - 03/08/24 You used 25 energy attacking Sir-Craigery and hospitalized them (chain #3) [view]
21:38:35 - 03/08/24 You used 25 energy anonymously attacking Hensh and hospitalized them (chain #4) [view]
21:39:01 - 03/08/24 You used 25 energy attacking Nemod97 and hospitalized them (chain #5) [view]
21:39:10 - 03/08/24 You used 25 energy attacking Sir-Craigery and hospitalized them (chain #6) [view]
21:39:17 - 03/08/24 You used 25 energy attacking Wooglin and hospitalized them (chain #7) [view]
21:39:28 - 03/08/24 You used 25 energy attacking Unauthorised and hospitalized them (chain #8) [view]
21:39:35 - 03/08/24 You used 25 energy attacking LUCCIANO and hospitalized them (chain #9) [view]
21:39:37 - 03/08/24 Glack attacked you (with 3 others) sending you to the hospital for 0h 15m [view]
21:48:44 - 03/08/24 Stupotay attacked you (with 2 others) sending you to the hospital for 0h 15m [view]
21:50:15 - 03/08/24 You used 25 energy attacking DarthMilhouse and hospitalized them (chain #1) [view]
21:50:29 - 03/08/24 You used 25 energy attacking Heterochromic and hospitalized them (chain #2) [view]
21:50:36 - 03/08/24 Stupotay hospitalized you (with 3 others) sending you to the hospital for 4h 40m [view]
21:51:57 - 03/08/24 ODB defeated Escensio Incursus in a ranked war [view]
21:52:28 - 03/08/24 You used 25 energy attacking Fu11y and hospitalized them (chain #3) [view]
21:52:38 - 03/08/24 You used 25 energy anonymously attacking NaT_9_3_0 and hospitalized them (chain #4) [view]
21:52:45 - 03/08/24 You used 25 energy anonymously attacking Sleep_Unique and hospitalized them (chain #5) [view]
21:52:53 - 03/08/24 You used 25 energy attacking begaydocrimes and hospitalized them (chain #6) [view]
21:53:59 - 03/08/24 SweatPantsBoner hospitalized you (with 5 others) sending you to the hospital for 4h 54m [view]
Hope this log clarifies the timeline. I had stopped hitting for an entire minute before retal since I felt something was wrong since I wasn't being hit back, and then one of your members messaged. Nothing but love for the fishies, I am half fish after all.
Hope we get to war for real sometime, but good showing this time ODB!
At least we now know that my post claiming that fish have an IQ of 4 was accurate xx
Go home? But there are grievances to share!
Speaking of: it really bugs me when people, instead of putting things in the bin, just put it on the side next to the bin. The amount of times I have to clear out the sink in my house because people are too lazy to move 2 feet to the left is too damn high