Skip to content
TORNLIFE More

Rusting from the inside out: Iron Family's Demise

Started by Pinguux [2331130] on in General Discussion.

142 replies · 6.54k views · thread synced · 4 days ago · View on torn.com

Posts archived: 143 / 143 posts (100%) · the total is Torn's reply count + the opening post at the last fetch

HOLUX [509465]

Oh shit!"

 

This will take more than just popcorn...

 

 

Here, guys, get them while they're hot:

 

🌭🌭🌭🌭🤣🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭

🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭

 

🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭*

 

 

 

 

*made with mostly real meat.

Zanz [2830805]

This will be juicy, are we looking at cartel level money laundry or will it be the maffia run pizzeria that stopped doing crime and started selling pizza instead because it was more profitable? 

Deatvert [2684760] Officer Officer

Not sure why anyone would leave money in the fund as it stands now - regardless of any opinions on the competency of the people running it this level of instability and dysfunction doesn't encourage investor confidence especially as the primary face of the fund has stepped back from Torn to leave it in the hands of an extremely controversial figure. 

Dsla [2807954]

You must have missed where there were claims of 3% ROI!! That is 3% RETURN ON INVESTMENT! Rifty even claims better than that investor who only invests in stocks… what’s his name again? 0.5% interest per week? Matzkops! Yes him. /s

Qfiffle [2557282] Committee Committee

I would expect they have no choice. If they want their money back they have to raise a ticket and there's apparently "100,000 unanswered tickets right now". The money may not exist anymore anyway.

Husk [2194840]

It's a 2 week wait to get any funds over 10b from investments... or a 10% penalty if you can't wait that long. 

Dsla [2807954]

Change your character to a female, name to a female name, and a female profile picture. Then message rifty telling him you have an accountant degree irl. Guaranteed money.

Frambojan [2720023]

Fantastic journalism. I trust Pinguux to get to the bottom of this, or mysterious fall out of a eighth floor window after having his  tea poisoned.

Frambojan [2720023]

It really is a bizarre conspiracy. It's like finding out Grover from the Muppets was responsible for hanging Jeffry Epstein,  and was somehow made CEO of twitter as a reward. 

NadesBigsby [2759981]

Tldr: WW pull support, Rifty/ana running a Ponzi scheme, Ana scammed Iron Family ownership

 

Just saw this bit, so obligatory "oh no my TLDR income."