You just finish smashing down 48 bottles of beer only to realise it's 20 minutes to Caffeine Con and your too wasted to think about even a single energy drink.
Spooky Lucky Dip
Started by bogie [148747] Admin on in Community Events.
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The beach house looks empty or so you thought before a big ass dog sneaked up on you and bit your ass, you'll need to be hospitalized for 3 hours.
A personal bazaar is the best way to avoid sales taxes and limit your chances of being buymugged.
Have you ever had a dream that that you um you had you'd---You have dementia.
After chaining for 24 hours you pull down your notification menu.....13 missed calls from Mom.
"The capital of the Cayman Islands is George Town, which is also the nickname Torn's resident hobo George gives to his genital regions."
While searching the subway you get bitten by a sick rat and slowly turn into a half human half rat cannibal
The true horror is my lack of effort into this lucky dip entry
When you forget to pay that anonymous fees when selling xan
woke with a hangover, had a smoke, logged in an trained. faaark, forgot the 50k chain
Spent halloween watching IT then thinking every knock on the door is pennywise
As you prepare to fight the eldritch horror that is currently not paying attention to you, you watch in terror as it begins to ascend into the air and swiftly disappears out of sight.
Just give it to me. I have nothing more to say
OC 2.0 start just as you're about to do a PA
Monarch HQ has been bombed, one day before halloween.
It's late at night during Halloweek, you're about to have full e and your Drug cooldown is close to being over yet your last thought of the night is "I'll close my eyes for a bit. I definitely have enough willpower to stay awake"
You have been outbid on the Cool Item by Penicillin.
Mentions: Penicillin [1517799]
Torn is fixed and will no longer encounter any bugs, glitches or malfuctions
You pop a couple Xanax and a tab of lsd just to finish it off. You see one of Torn city’s finest out of your car window and floor it barreling towards a mailbox and a fire hydrant. Your veer to the right at the last second and mow down a family of 6.
Someone anonymously mugged you for $10,785,244 sending you to the hospital for 0h 39m [view]