George appreciation post

Honestly, I think George is the most gigachad person in TC. Not only does he give you hella good advice for no charge, he also tells you how to survive in Torn city. He is also is very patient and gives you as much time as you like to complete his mission unlike a certain italian who gets pissed if you dont send him his ass cream within 3 days. I love george so much he is my favourite and I hope he finally graduates kindergarten.

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(In European accent)

ehh, do we care?

George for president 2024

Shit post 2.0

George still won't sleep with you. Try Leslie.

George is a very nice guy, he gives me up to 250e or 250 Nerve on my personal email. Lovely.

and gives you as much time as you like to complete his mission unlike a certain italian who gets pissed if you dont send him his ass cream within 3 days

This gave me a chuckle.

Reminder; He's an hobo for a reason

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I'm old wtf is a gigachad?

Big mistake. I hear from Handsome Bryan that your insolence has caught the attention of Duke. Don't be surprised when his associates Lou Sassoul and Haywood Jablomi come knocking... on your back door.

10^3 greater than a megachad

In a place as ruthless as Torn, it’s nice to have someone around who isn’t just out for blood or cash. I always look forward to seeing his letters for the extra nerves and energy, love that silly little guy 😆

I agree

Lol, do you think there is such  thing as an European accent

*hums Ode to Joy*

Check the writing style of George and compare it to sugarvalves........... See where I'm going with this?

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Time for some elotes cabron!

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