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bLackHearTNeL [2239333] ×1
Hey everybody. Not a whole lot of people know about me and that's fine. I recently finished my Army Basic Training, and I gotta know. What did I miss out on the past 2 months? Any juicy drama or incidents? I'll be sending Drug Packs to the people who inform me of the most interesting things I missed while I was away
Shoutout to bLackHearTNeL [2239333] who attempted to use me as a punching bag and failed almost 75% of the time. Nice tries buddy 👍
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Item market got a big change.
Cthulhu was finally summoned this Halloweek, dropped a new kind of item (Artifacts, ooh spooky)
And uh... Nah, that's all the pressing news I know about off the top of my head
2 dirty bombs and m a demon was summoned you missed quite a bit
The Iron Family collapsed due to Rifty simping.
Ana stole the main faction.
Welcome back ur just in time for the next island war join monarch fast before they deploy
First and foremost: Congratulations on completing Basic Training HOOAH!!!
Second: Item Market 2.0... bazaars no longer visible and "EVERYONE LOVES IT!"... or maybe not LOL 🤣🤣🤣
Bazaars were Chedded and are now essentially irrelevant.
M'aol was f**ked up (after he f**ked up the servers).
Some people bitched.
More people bitched about bitching.
And now I'm bitching about the people bitching about others bitching.
And now I’m bitching about the ppl bitching about others bitching about bitching
Proxima unlocked that lulu creature
Congrats on the completion of your training, and welcome back.👋
You missed everything
Two db's were dropped during the M'aol event (a bit after he was summoned, and then later when the fight was sent out of Torn due to server load)
A ton of Rifty v. Ana drama to catch up on if you like that sort of thing.
I've made a shit ton of money flipping stuff from bazaars to item market, countered by some really awful number swaps that hurt my soul, because the new market doesn't keep your f**king sell price after you've sold all of an item listed
All the juicy news already said :( First chain of 24,999 was made
Scamming was released, not sure if that was in the last 2 months tho. rumors of O.Cs 2 by the end of the year: https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=2&t=16428538&b=0&a=0
This is some light reading from the most recent post about the iron family that devolved into a battle of wits between Ana and someone that is a little miffed by her.
It should get you caught up
Or instead binge Breaking Bad. Better story and you'll finish watching the series before you'll finish reading all those forum pages
🍿🍿🍿
You came back from basic training and sent me drug packs!
9 out of 10 dentists do not recommend commenting on the thread, once done there is no way out, hence its size.
Omfg the 24999 chain 😂😂😂💀💀💀 they initiated a raid on Ana some random inactive 1 member faction (???) at 24999 which immediately killed the chain. So they followed up with a chain of 25001 to make a 50k chain the hard way 💀
Forum post:
https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=16&t=16429845&b=0&a=0
Sequence of events:
https://www.torn.com/war.php?step=chainreport&chainID=41964854
Lithium
Achieved a chain of 24,999 over the course of 2 days, 16 hours, 52 minutes
10:00:32 - 25/10/24 to 02:53:27 - 28/10/24
Breaking the chain with a raid on some random inactive 1 member faction:
https://www.torn.com/war.php?step=raidreport&raidID=6064
Lithium's raid on RED CROWs
02:53:28 - 28/10/24 until 22:31:51 - 30/10/24
https://www.torn.com/war.php?step=chainreport&chainID=42172023
Lithium
Achieved a chain of 25,001 over the course of 3 days, 2 hours, 27 minutes
20:33:28 - 29/10/24 to 23:01:01 - 01/11/24
Edited bc I mixed up the raid with Xenon's 100k chain that ended on Ana:
https://www.torn.com/war.php?step=chainreport&chainID=41964791
Xenon
Achieved a chain of 100,000 over the course of 5 days, 18 hours, 24 minutes
10:00:04 - 25/10/24 to 04:24:18 - 31/10/24
Forum post with more detail:
https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=16&t=16429417&b=0&a=0
(Screenshot of the attack log posted in the thread)
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Halloweek what a drama.
-Maol was summoned (begins end times)
-Servers crashed
-Someone blew dirty bomb and no one got out to kill Maols minions abroad haha
You missed the big points scandal, M'aol being summoned, two dirty bombs on Monarch HQ, a 60 page train where everyone takes a turn on Ana, and I reached my 500th day sober (inconsecutive of course).