Torn Up

I had a whiskey float with ice cream and bourbon, then the next thing I knew I made this. Yeah, it's another shitty rap song about Torn. I dropped a few names but no f**ks so it's almost a church song by the usual standards. What was the best Torn reference?

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Fat lump next up fr 👀

Can I have your stuff 

Obligatory Thread dividends "asking" post........

Them hand wanks 

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Nicely done, luv it. Best one for me was the slots references :)

Not gonna lie... 

I assumed that was gonna be absolutely dog shit

But I gave it a listen and skipped straight to half way....

Gotta admit, better than I thought it would be... I mean it's not banging (as the kids would say) but it's not bad

+R

I'm not sure if being sober would've made it better or worse but it's great that it almost passes as a serious song when it was 💯 a gag.

Ewwww brother

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Sorry, let me find something more to your liking. You could make this one your theme song because I know you're into telling people this kind of shit.

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That's a pretty mouth you got there. 

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I like it man. 

Do more. 

What an attention queen. 

The f**king irony

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I just threw some random gripes and disses together into some lyrics. Maybe I'll do one where I beg bogie not to fed me. 

Do you guys always watch youtube videos with 2x speed setting? Or is it just me?

Finished my last work meeting early so I had time to throw this together. I'll dedicate it (and any related feddings) to you, sir. 

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