Egg Propelled Launcher rental

If you are looking to work on your Rounds Fired merit, and trying to ensure you get it as quickly as possible, then you'll want to use an Egg Propelled Launcher (EPL).  

This weapon fires dozens of eggs with each round, making it ideal to get you up to 1 million rounds ASAP. 

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The Ministry of Mayhem wants to help you with this award by renting our EPL.  

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We have a few options to help you along the way:
1)  Daily rate of $30m / day
2) Weekly rate of $180m / week
3) Monthly rate of $600m / month

Each of these require a collateral of equipment, supplies, whatever of $16 Billion

If you find yourself unable to come up with the collateral, then you can join our faction and utilize it directly from the armory, once you've paid your rate listed above.  

Contact me directly if you are interested and we'll get your EPL time scheduled.

eggcellent choice

Im so egg-cited

Egg-stream fun to be had 🤣

I surprised people aren't scrambled over the offer.

Schedule your time today

Taking orders

Quit egg-noring this! 

Thanks ! I put up the collat in cash for the EPL and -Atlas- was quick and trustworthy . 

Contact us to schedule your egg slinging 

Next week booked, but open afterwards

What’s an egg’s favourite day of the week? “Fry-day”!

Let's hatch a plan

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Eggs go brrrrr

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Egg on toast

Eggs benedict

Currently rented, but openings available.  Reach out to schedule your fun