Crimes 2.0 is pretty good. But all of the crimes are soft (aside from burgling), we need a violent/hardcore crime, like assassination, torture, kidnapping, drug trafficking, arson, drug manufacturing, moonshining, grand theft auto.
We need more violent and hardcore crimes
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- damaster [641864] Wiki Contributor
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Theres well over a dozen crimes that havent been released yet-- stay patient! - HavokGDI [133687] Moderator
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Soon (TM) Also have you actually read the text on the crimes? Some of them are brutal. Made me stop and have a "am I the baddie?" moment. Your Torn character is an absolute degenerate based on the crime texts. - Beerstein [1322136]
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How's this for more hardcore, bitch? 20:54:27 - 22/01/25 You used 50 job points anonymously delaying the arrival of CraftyM's flight by 113 minutes. Totally worth every penny of the 12m xD
Theres well over a dozen crimes that havent been released yet-- stay patient!
Maybe you should move this to a suggestion tab then.....
True that.
Soon (TM)
Also have you actually read the text on the crimes? Some of them are brutal. Made me stop and have a "am I the baddie?" moment.
Your Torn character is an absolute degenerate based on the crime texts.
Clearly he hasn't. It's actually quite funny
Brewing booze in the backwoods, torture, similarly violent?
I ain't trying to read no words, what do I look like, a dictionary.
If you're doing it right, then yes :)
When will the profitable crimes be released? Other than merits the rewards for pulling off a crime just aren't worth the squeeze outside of a few uniques.
How's this for more hardcore, bitch?
20:54:27 - 22/01/25 You used 50 job points anonymously delaying the arrival of CraftyM's flight by 113 minutes.
Totally worth every penny of the 12m xD
Facts, even cracking has some gems that I would definitely not laugh at irl
After watching a violent prank video in which a small boy shat himself in a mall, you return to your digital duties. Your system recalls your previous instructions and sets about replicating your prior success. Within moments, the research & development databank provides you with more hints as to the target's password. One layer of encryption is broken and the final three characters are revealed. Satisfied with your progress, you return to www.cryingchildren.com/newvids for another dopamine hit.
O yes! you know how I like it ;)
Level up you useless ****.
Some would ask Crafty to also lol
There’s a body part disposal that I keep failing because I run away squeamishly after walking into a penis chopping scene (sounds like the guy deserved it too tbh). I would like to register my DISSATISFACTION - I am a level 100 at disposal so I’d expect to be allowed to behave like the unflappable, hardcore criminal I’ve been training up to be.
Just let me dispose of some dismembered dicks, ffs.
Well, why not scamming a whole faction or make some rage bait in GD? I assured you that you will be in tied into the bed every time you about to get out of the hospital.
Mugging old ladies is violent enough
its already been said many times the violent crimes are the hard crimes and be among the last to be released
we might see one in 2025 um thinking 2026/2027 we will see a violent crimes
You are contacted by a woman who asks to meet you by the side of a busy road. She ushers you into her parked car. Her hair is mussed, her mascara is streaked. “I finally did it, I got that no good cheating bastard good. I need you to get rid of this.” She slaps something into your palm. You look down and find a bloody dismembered penis in your hand. Just as you’re about to say something, red and blue lights light up the inside of the vehicle. You can see a motorcycle cop approaching the driver’s window. With no time to think, you gulp the offending member down like the hardened criminal you are. It feels like swallowing a slug, and you briefly think that it’s strange that you also know what it feels like to swallow a slug. The cop leans down. “What’s going on in here?” You coolly respond, “Nothing officer, just having some licorice. Want some?” You smile, displaying red-stained teeth. He shakes his head and bids you both a good night. The woman pays your usual fee with a little extra for getting rid of the cop.