Ched Got Burned

I know yall wishing Chedburn and Evaline a happy marriage but all I got is two words:

RIP Chedburn!

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[Intro]

Yo, Ched, thought you were the king,

Now you more like a clown,

Hookin’ up with Evaline gon' cost you your crown!

Ain’t you learned from Rifty? History is clear,

Playin’ with fire, dawg, now the smoke gettin’ near...

[Hook]

Chedburn and Evaline

Sittin’ in a tree

F-U-*-*-I-N-G

First comes love

Then comes marriage

Then comes Torn

Scammed away by dat bish!

[Verse 1]

You thought she real? She played you for a fool,

Just a nurse who flirts till she can swipe the jewels

She whispered sweetly, you handed her the key,

Now soon enough, she takin’ all of T.C.

Your game an’ your players an’ all your staff

Dat Evaline bish now entitled to half

First your faction gone, your whole account next,

Why you let yourself get swindled by the fairer sex?

[Hook]

Chedburn and Evaline

Sittin’ in a tree

F-U-*-*-I-N-G

First comes love

Then comes marriage

Then comes Torn

Scammed away by dat bish!

[Verse 2]

You learned nuthin’ from the Iron Fist scandal

Go hit up Rifty an’ ask to swap his handle

Evaline on the long con, gon’ hand you your shorts

See you in the news while she strips you in the courts,

She revved your engine, ran you ‘round the track

End up in court tryin’ to get it all back

Just a click, a trade, a sweet, simple lie,

Soon your name erased, then wave your game goodbye

[Bridge]

The kingdom burnin’, Chedburn plays the fiddle

Sold us all out for a cheap little diddle 

FatLump saw it comin’, Ched, I sat back and laughed,

Now Evaline’s the queen, all of Torn’s in her grasp

[Verse 3]

Call your mods, but they ain’t ride for you,

Evaline flipped the script and stole your Torn scrip too

Left you out to dry, just another chump guy,

Yo, Ched, now what the f**k you gon’ do?

She gon' take your faction, your staff, your equity stake,

Fat Lump gon’ help you dump your pretty Miss Take,

Bro, lock her out, take her account, reclaim your crown

Make her your multi and kick her ass outta town,

She broke your trust, now take back what’s yours,

Cuz if you don’t, you gettin’ booted for sure

Ain’t no fair fight, man, play her like she played you,

Or hand over Torn and just fade away like haha_noob

[Hook]

Chedburn and Evaline

Sittin’ in a tree

F-U-*-*-I-N-G

First comes love

Then comes marriage

Then comes Torn

Scammed away by dat bish!

[Outro]

Yo, Rifty showed you, but you ain't wanna see,

Gave Evaline the reins, now you her NPC

You did it to yourself, so the joke’s on you,

See you in 2 weeks with your restart, dude

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I think we need to ban AI from GD. 

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One question. Why?

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Shut up

Ok

Might definitely need some today, it's getting hot in here.

Torn Rap Scene is 🔥🔥🔥

If Ovoxo were still around and playing on a different account - and that's a very big IF, almost beyond the realm of possibility - he'd probably want me to say that this thread is absolutely terrible, completely irredeemable and makes him regret ever coming back.

Average Torn player rn:

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Oh hell yes even staff aren't safe from parody dis tracks. Brilliant as always FattyLumpkin. This made my morning 😂😂😂😂

I'd love all the people whining and complaining try to do something even half as creative.

Great execution, lyrics are weak imo.

I get it, it’s rap, it can be a bit dirty. But just pure misogyny is not where it’s at.

What?!

Buttplugs in Torn are completely unacceptable and could be incredibly triggering but a rap track that basically and without any context says: „Dude married Gal, now he’s that bitches (not sure why she’s a bitch) bitch and lost his throne because men can only own women or submit themselves to them.“ is fire?

Who argued about butt plugs being unacceptable? That wasn't me lol I found the butt plugs just as amusing as this dis track. Blasphemous humor tickles my fancy

Ah shit. Sorry, messed up and confused you with JustJanet

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It’s because they’ve got the same moustache.