I like the touch of all the devs living in Space Stations. A metaphor for how down to Earth they are.
New Properties for Sale
Started by DieselBlade [1701621] Wiki Contributor on in General Discussion.
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Cant make a Crack Home without a Crack Wife and some Crack Babies. A Crack family makes a Crack house a Crack home
Maybe we could have done that if we weren't constantly having to argue with you on the committee forum about why your idea for Pregnancy 1.0 just won't work. I mean what the hell even is this shit? Stop posting it!
Introducing Torn pregnancy! All female players now have the option to end an attack against a male player with the “try for a baby” option. You then have a 10% chance of getting pregnant depending on whether your attempt synchronises with your hidden period stat. Effects of pregnancy include fluctuations in happy, several months paid time off work (because this is Torn, not America), random hospitalisations for tests and scans, and random bursts of the "mother scorned" buff that forces the escape option upon your opponents during attacks. After 9 months you are given a new duplicate account that is 100% legal to use. Its stats and merits will be based on those of the parents, but these stats will be reduced based on your consumption of drugs and alcohol during the pregnancy. If the male account doesn’t marry and move into the same property as the spouse when the baby is born they will pay 30% of their income to their spouse until the child reaches level 18. Future enhancer for the abortion crime is the coat hanger. Ched I really think this idea would invigorate the playerbase and...
I agree, it's a completely ridiculous and unbalanced suggestion.
His refusal to even consider a hidden infertility stat that I can obliterate with new groin criticals really makes me reconsider his position on the Co,mittee.
...lowkey makes me wanna R+
I am in space, if you send me 900b I will buy you the space station and keep the change.
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Still the sexiest ID in Torn
Before you go there's this bug where when going to the estate agents, the display price for the SS is 950bil. But when you read the explanation, it says "Buy the Space station for $902,500,000,000?".
We need a quick fix, as I will be forcing my spouse to buy one.
Thanks!!
Ok really nice touch that Bogie and Staff edited their Happy or gave actual stats to Space Stations.
14:28:16 - 01/04/25 You used 50 job points on embargo, reducing bogie's happiness from 7,701 to 3,850
also, Sorry Bogie!!!! I wanted to find out for sure.
Absolutely Massive Private Island has the regular airstrip & plane modification, but it also has launch pad & space shuttle.
Its non-functional until Travel 2.0 is released (in four months).
Just give him his red stapler back already...
YOLO. For those wondering you need to get to space first by upgrading a rocket pad on the Absolutely Massive PI.
Bogie! Let me slur from your space station my guy?
Yes, yes it is.....
You have Dsla on your friends list. Thats worse than begging for virtual money online with your limited time you have in life.
Living on a space station isn't all it's cracked up to be. Ask an alien. Damn that's my PerSec blown.
:whispers: stink bombs, you know you want to