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Started by Exodus [2987822] on in General Discussion.

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  • Beerstein [1322136] · 25 likes ·
    The average IQ of the forums drops 1 point every time someone posts with colored text.
  • RNG [2541628] · 23 likes ·
    I follow 3 rules I made for myself, and it has served me well 1. No global chat 2. No posting on forums until you are bored of the game 3. Mail is better than chat 2.0
  • Bumbi [3177056] · 1 likes ·
    Ya who the f**k would use that ugly green colour, it's 100% teal all the way bro
Exodus [2987822] · #1

GLOBAL CHAT...f*ckin..whatever. 

 

Global chat is many things...many things indeed. 

 

Global chat is a community build upon many pedestals. Pedestals of love, hate, crime, and passion. Many people often find themselves in global chat.

(Many people like myself.)

 

I am going to tell you all about my experience overall has been in this infamous cesspool known as "global" thus far. 

 

so strap in...

 

who the f*ck would even use this color? Lol

 

 

Basically its pretty straightforward and ill break it down for you, maybe if you are too scared to go into global this will bring you some insight :)

 

 

Now.

 

When i first entered global chat i was far behind in battle stats and nieve. So the first thing i did was kindheartedly talk mad shit to every motherf*cker on my screen...this would be a mistake. 

 

The next few months of my torn career i spent in the hospital with hundreds of millions worth of bounties on me in 100k-500k intervals. 

 

But...

i persevered. (by that i mean i left global and got better at talking shit and returned to my normal behavior.) I have made friends, enemies, some targets lol. 

 

Most importantly? I understood global. 

 

Knowing when to yap, when to shut it, who to push and how far, when to swallow your pride...

 

The absolute best things to do in global chat:

  • Beg for money
  • Beg for asset
  • Cry about getting mugged
  • Whine about war(how hard it is)
  • Bitch
  • Moan
  • E T f*ckin C

 

ifyou follow those steps...

 

Then i am sure you will have a wild ride.

 

Hello globalite friends(and the four enemies or so)

Exodus, your real favorite. 

 

RNG [2541628] · #2

I follow 3 rules I made for myself, and it has served me well

1. No global chat
2. No posting on forums until you are bored of the game
3. Mail is better than chat 2.0


Trailblazer [2926943] · #6

Out of all that time on global you somehow didn't learn the difference between a shitpost and a shit post. Enjoy the bounties here instead of global.

RealTeel [3008047] · #8

Everytime I open global chat, it's a bunch of new players. Maybe a few Helpers or higher level players, but mostly new ones. 

 

 

CockyNudist [2209950] · #9

You whippersnappers don't know how good you have it. Back in my day NPChat was way worse than global chat. And that's not because global chat has gotten better.

Cheesus [505043] Wiki Contributor · #10 · edited

edit- my gif game is weak, my bloodline is weak, and here's some colored text to bring u people a little closer to my level

Mong [3401450] · #14

You've been here nearly 2 yrs but your stats are shit brother. Im not having a dig in just wondering if you spent your time in global instead of the gym my guy