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Fund Our Dirty Bomb to Cleanse the Church

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Sheikh_Nutti [2892903]

Class is IN SESSION

 This is Sheikh Nutti (🦜/🌲), your non-binary, trans Muslim guide through the murky waters of systemic injustice, radiating the necessary bright green energy of radical truth! Prepare yourselves for some uncomfortable truths about complicity and the URGENT need for JIHAD! 

 

 

For far too long, we have passively allowed the Torn City Church to occupy space, to exist as a VIOLENT monument to cis-hetero-patriarchal oppression! Its very PRESENCE is triggering, its doctrines encode systemic harm, and its existence poisons our collective safe space! It perpetuates INTERLOCKING systems of oppression and MUST BE DISMANTLED! 

 

 

 

 The only path forward, the only ethical response is DIRECT, DECISIVE JIHAD! A righteous struggle, a holy war against this entrenched ideology of power! 

 

 

 

Therefore, guided by my deeply felt intersectional analysis and an unwavering commitment to radical purification, I declare our sacred objective: We shall construct and deploy a dirty bomb upon the Torn City Church! 

 

 We will initiate a cleansing 

 

BUT THIS SACRED JIHAD REQUIRES YOUR MATERIAL SOLIDARITY! 

Acquiring the vital Cesium-137 for the dirty bomb costs a FORTUNE! This is where YOU, my  devoted allies, my potential MUJAHIDEEN in this struggle MUST step up!

 

 

Channel your resources towards THIS SPECIFIC, PURIFYING MISSION! 

 

Every single Torn dollar you contribute is a blow struck against the edifice of oppression! 

 

We need Cesium  FINANCE THE JIHAD!

 

 

PROVE YOUR ALLEGIANCE! PROVE YOUR COMMITMENT!

FUND THE STRUGGLE!

 

Empower your non-binary Muslim sibling-leader to execute this necessary act! Your donation is your ONLY claim to being part of the solution! Fail to donate? You're part of the problem.

 

 DM me directly NOW!

 

Secure & confidential contribution instructions await the TRUE Mujahideen!  Every contribution builds the righteous arsenal! Large donations demonstrate TRUE commitment to dismantling oppression! (Direct Cesium offerings? You're basically saints of the cause – DM IMMEDIATELY!)

 

 

Let the Church become a RADIANT example of demolished intolerance!  This is your FINAL CALL to get on board!

 

 

(Serious inquiries rooted in RADICAL, UNCOMPROMISING justice ONLY. No fragile fence-sitters, TERFs, transmisogynists, bootlickers, church-sympathizers, or those exhibiting problematic allyship. If this necessary truth triggers your discomfort, interrogate your privilege, sit with it, feel the shame, and then donate double to begin your journey of atonement.)

For Collective Liberation, For Radical Equity, For a Forcefully Cleansed Future!
The JIHAD begins NOW!)

 

 

#JihadAgainstOppression #RadioactiveReparations #DecolonizeSpirituality #DonateOrBeJudged #WokeAndReadyToFight #CesiumForTheCause #SmashThePatriarchy

MsExa [1745481] Committee Committee

I'm pretty sure everyone reading this comment has skipped at least 90% of the initial post.

 

ARMENIA4EVER [1955095]

Note: Refreshments will be provided at our first annual meeting at the Hyatt. 

 

 Sinners Oppressors will be thrown in solidarity into the pit of lava in this first of it's kind - non binary sacred Jihad.   We will also host an additional afterparty behind Leslies.  

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Monologue:  I'm all about being an ally to the right side of Torn history that strives to fight past, present, and ever emerging ists, isms, and phobias that plague this city!  There's always bigotry emerging and I'll also be starting up a fund to fight against it - think SPLC style!  

 

I do of course need to hold about 75% of the donations liquid and on hand just in case.  Administrators of the fund will be highly paid from those donations. 90% salary for staff and 10% for the fight!

 

There is never forgiveness, only constant acknowledgments of sin ists, ism, and phobias that we - or more specifically our intolerant enemies are born with from birth  (Intrinisic and systematic).  They and their privilege must be cleansed.   Indulgences have been sent - for now. 


14:13:16 - 18/04/25 You sent $1,000,000 to Sheikh_Nutti with the message: To the nuclear genocide of intolerance

 

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I will also proudly share your hashtags as my ultimate contribution to this struggle against oppression. 

 

 #JihadAgainstOppression #RadioactiveReparations #DecolonizeSpirituality #DonateOrBeJudged #WokeAndReadyToFight #CesiumForTheCause #SmashThePatriarchy

 

Sheikh_Nutti [2892903]

We'll be dining on the satisfaction of justice served HOT and RADIANT!

 

 Maybe some ethically sourced, locally farmed, gluten-free kale chips if the we receive large enough donations