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PT STOCK FUND EXPOSED PG 40

Started by THEFERRETT [2352197] on in Faction Discussion.

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Kaneki [2685512]



Carbon any tips on how you managed to beat the dumbness out of SA, then passed it on to PT?

xanty [1169571]
  1. No (Family and Calculated members won’t be paid all the others yes)
  2. No that’s stupid and only ferret to come up with such nonsense 
  3. yes absolutely 
Unlucky [2472585]

That’s good, because it means that everyone in PT-C will know these are fake. 

I can’t imagine how bad it would be if people in PT-C confirmed it was true. 

But they’re fake. So that’s good. 

Euphoria [1443076] Wiki Contributor

For only 100% of your war income and taxes on the money you might have made which we already taxed from the stock fund, join PT today!

 

Upgrade to PT premium to waive fees via abusing committee info, abusing game mechanics or utilising multis/API cheating today. For further information please contact xanty

Robbo [1826175]

How do these people have factions, PT must be a cult, no one with a fully functioning brain would accept that

ImSteve [2691961]

Has anyone internally explained to you why that is silly, even ignoring the obvious taking-from-your-members part?

zuni [2313936] Wiki Contributor

Yes, The Whispers Are True!!!

 

After months of calm, Xanty has officially declared we’re doing REAL WARS for both PT - Family and PT - Calculated.


No more “Term Wars and Chill.”


The disappointment… the travesty… but wait...there’s more!

 

Not only are we going full war mode, but apparently…PT won’t be paying out members for the month of May.


You mean we have to war for free???


Say WHAAAT...what is this, Torn 2019??


Next thing you know, he’ll make us practice chain just to break some obscure record.

 

At least with stocks, members got some cash while you popped SEs with the cash you yoinked from them…
But now?


Now we’re fighting so leadership can:

 

Open caches like cold ones on a Friday night, praying for RW-grade dreams instead of paying members billions.

 

Faction treasury? Nah.


Member payouts? Too mainstream.


Random Caches with an 83% chance of disappointment and a 17% chance of a pew pew? Absolutely.

Why open caches instead of selling them?

 

“To beef up the armory,” says Xanty, right before pulling a 3rd pair of RW boots in a row.

 

Meanwhile, the average member watching their payout vanish like a Xanax cooldown:

 

“Wait… we’re doing wars for exposure now?”

 

📦 Cache #17: 1x Cricket Bat


📦 Cache #29: 1x Ninja Claws


📦 Cache #41: “Congrats, you found… disappointment!”

 

Faction chat right now:

 

New guy: “So when do we get paid?”


Old PT member: “You don’t. yOu Do iT fOr FaCtIoN pRiDe.”


Leader: “Check the armory...we’ve got new gear.”


Armory: RW toothbrush

 

TLDR: Xanty is totally not funneling cache money for SEs Oh no, my ranked war income!