Hi! I’m looking to buy lots of garden gnomes. Don’t ask me why, I just can say it’s “work related”. I offer full market value for them. Just send me a dm with the amount and we’ll figure out how much do I owe you.
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Garden Gnomes
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Can i still ask you why?
Why gnomes, you ask?
Because someone has to do it.
While others are flipping Xanax or bleeding out in alleys, I’m out here chasing down tiny ceramic men in pointy hats—for a living.
Is it glamorous? No.
Is it legal? Technically.
Is it the kind of job that makes you question your life choices at 3AM while haggling over 1,000 garden gnomes? Absolutely.
But in this capitalist cesspool we call Torn, someone has to supply the collectors, the merit hunters, and the dangerously obsessed.
So yeah, I deal in gnomes.
Because some money smells like garden soil—and I’m not picky if it pays.
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