Anybody else having problems with power hungry admins I just had one tell me that I can’t have my irl wife play this game with me because apparently it gives me an unfair advantage and I find that hilarious seeing how I have proof that pretty much every admin has atleast 3 accounts and they told me if she gets caught making an account we will both be banned I need some help here guys I’m already talking to my lawyer about it but I don’t want to have to take it all the way to court
POWER HUNGRY ADMINS
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Please take it to court and report back to us - Xerra [2775419]
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I had your irl wife play with me and the admins even took photo's. - Shooby [2510470]
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I recommend THEFERRETT as your attorney, he recently got his uncle off of federal charges.
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Please take it to court and report back to us
lol court.
I had your irl wife play with me and the admins even took photo's.
Please go to court, I need a laugh
I recommend THEFERRETT as your attorney, he recently got his uncle off of federal charges.
I will be happy to be your legal representation in this matter. Please send me a retainer in the amount of $10m and we'll get the ball rolling with initial discovery depositions and documentation requests.
Have you considered feeding these power hungry moderators some CPUs and hamster food. The server hamsters needs substance after all.
Does Torn let underage people play the game now?
Can someone underage hire a lawyer without parental consent?
These questions and more will be answered in the next thrilling episode of "I'm an absolute dipshit"
Tune in next week at 8pm GMT.
Too much fun.
But yes, I am an admin. I'm Bogey's multi.
I’d watch that show. Heard it has some great stand out episodes.
For the life of me, I can't figure out why you bother with apostrophes when there isn't any other punctuation or sentence structure anywhere.
what f**king dumbass lawyer even let you get 2 sentences into talking about this without kicking you out
Ok, stand down everyone. Turns out he's an adult after all. It must be true, as he said so.
It's always been PG13, afaik. 13 is underage. So yes.
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Can’t wait to watch the trial now that the Karen Read trial is over.
Slay all day plaintiff, slay. 💅
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I’m already talking to my lawyer about it
Lol. Lmao, even.
our underage brother is out here already married irl, whatever will his wife think of this? pls don't penis him he has it rough
Real talk though I will represent you in court, I'm playing Phoenix Wright at the minute so I think I've got a pretty good handle on how these things are done.