PJS (pdk's jumping service) is selling 99k jumps!!! train for...
...200-300k stats in one go!!!
DISCLAIMER: gains are individual to each player.
The cheapest you ever saw!!!
only 2EDVDs* per jumper!!!
and 10 EDVDs for individual jumps!!!
60% cheaper!!!
(than other 99k jump services)
NOW WITH DISCORD TOO!!!
NOW RECRUITING!!!
to sign up to provide 99k jumps, please go to the discord and sign in as a supplier
CUSTOMERS SERVED: 92
SLOT SYSTEM FOR USE DURING JUMPS
NOTE: THE SINGULAR DOWNVOTE IS MADE BY A COMPETITOR WHO TRIED TO SCAM ME AND IS TRYING TO DISCREDIT ME
SO... How does this 99k jump mumbo jumbo work?
Lots of people asked me how it worked, payments, benefits, and other technicalities that ur obviously not supposed to know straight off, so ima introduce u to the world of buying 99k happy.
Benefits
First off, why should u even buy this service at all? The reasons are simple: merits and stats.
As of today, there is one merit to be obtained by buying a 99k jump: ecstatic.
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The only other way to achieve these levels of happy is by being in a 10* Adult Novelties and in a faction with the 48h booster cooldown perk. Luckily for u guys, this isnt the only way!
For the stats benefits, its kinda self-explanatory. Still, i'll include a chart showing why its more value than regular happy jumps in the price section. By using the poison mistletoe method, u can start ur jump with a full stack of 1000e and an empty cooldown, which is the whole reason u can reach over 300k stats in a single jump (calculated with Omanpx's gym gains calculator).
With a full 99k happy stack and thousands of energy (full xanax stack+ 9fhc + energy refill), u are getting several jumps value in a single jump, meaning u boost ur stats by an insane amount in a few seconds, obtaining more stats than if you had spent the same amount of money on happy jumps.
How it works
First of all, the supplier of the service (pdk) will use 9 edvds and an ecstasy, boosting his happy to 100k (which reduces to 99,999 due to the happy cap). For those of u who dont wanna do the math, its 9 edvds (48h cooldown) at 5k happy each (edvds provide 5k happy to people working in a 10* AN) + 5k base happy from max pi. This adds up to 50k, which after ecstasy is 100k happy.
Then, the next jumper in line will use a poison mistletoe (which steals 25% of the targets happy) twice. This will get them about 44k happy (25% of 100k, then 25% of 75k). Adding in their own pi happy, they are 1k off the 50k happy mark before ecstasy, which they can fill in with a few small candy or with an edvd. They then ecstasy and use all the energy they can get their hands on training.
Once this is done, they inform the next jumper in line, who steals 44k happy from this jumper and continues the chain.
Pricing
There are several payments necessary to do a 99k jump.
First of all is the fee for the supplier, who needs to use around 50m of his own money to obtain the 99k original happy. Depending on the amount of jumpers, this is 2 edvds or higher, going no higher than 4 in group jumps (most suppliers offer for 5 edvds in group jumps and 16 or more in individual).
Then, there is own expenses. 9 FHC (best value at 48h cd) + 40 lollipops at sallies (1k) + 2 poison mistletoe (ik someone who will sell them at 40m each, ur welcome :D - EDIT: my supplier has run out of stocks, im working towards finding a new one, but no luck so far) = 191m (12.4*9m + 40*2m + 1k). This gets u somewhere between 200-300k stats (depending on own stats and gym, check calculator). For simplicity, lets say 250k.
That is 1.25k stats per 1m spent (200m including supplier fee for 250k stats), with a merit thrown in.
The price for an individual jump is around 50m for 48h cd players (best value again, so its what im using here), from 4 xanax to stack+3 for insurance and 9 edvds (7*0.85m + 9*4.8m). This usually gets around 30k stats for 55k happy, which is only 600 stats per 1m spent (on normal jumps). As u can all see, its under half the value of a mistletoe jump.
Finally, even if u assume all my calculations are exagerated and my info a best case scenario (which it isnt because im not including any type of faction/education/property training perks), u are still getting over 200% value on a 99k jump.
Necessary items
To steal 99k happy and train with it, there are several items that are absolutely necessary, and others that are just nice to have.
Necessary items consist of 2x poison mistletoe, 1x ecstasy, 4x xanax (stacked beforehand), several fhc/ecans depending on booster cooldown (which can change depending on faction perks) and the suppliers fee, which can change depending on how many jumpers there are.
Items/services that aren't strictly necessary, but highly recommended include job points (especially if in your company you have a special that grants energy), 250e seasonal refill (sent to irl mail, claim for 250e), a higher booster cooldown to squeeze in more fhc, or anything that grants energy (or happy without using booster cooldown).
Drug cooldown must be at 0 at the time of jump, and booster cooldown is highly recommended to be at 0 aswell.
*For group jumps of at least 5 members-for fewer members price increases by 1 edvd per member under 4 (2 each for 5, 3 each for 4, 4 each for 3, 5 each for 2)
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