I live alone

Please tell me why I lock the door when I go to the bathroom

In case a woman comes into the home and tries to steal your precious seed. Your virginity is the only thing of value you have left.

To get a sense of security perhaps? I mean, who truly enjoy pooping with the door open, imagine if someone were to rob you during that precious time of yours. 

🫣

Value is probably subjective

As long as the blinds are open when you're wanking, bathroom door can stay locked. 

But fr, sense of security n privacy is underrated. Just don't be hiding in the closet

Just maintain eye contact with the cameras, establish dominance. 

Rawdog the bathroom experience, stare at a single bathroom tile and don’t blink

I dont even have a mat in my bathroom

Do you have tiles?

No I stare at a stucco wall