WTF & WTF DUCKS more like WTWAN*ERS & WTF CHICKENS

Escalation is your middle name i guess. Torn is pretty unforgiving when we comes to cocky peoples. I hope you learn that you always have to work on de-escalate situations rather than double down. You can use it in real life too. Once you grow up and start to work, you will benefit from it greatly.

your honour… this guy sucks

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Summary:

wah wah wah

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Good morning :)

I do love that you waited til i went to sleep to make a post... Is it because I forgot to say I love you before bed?[image: i.imgur.com]


On your first point of "and my then politely asking for my money back "
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First of all, forgive me for playing dumb (momma said dont admit to no crime), but the offer to sell you back the xanax at below MV for the time was just a fella tryna get his money up y'know?

The escalation was solely on you. You threatened with a few weeks in hosp.
(And for reader context, what followed was simply a couple of hosps by our dear Hecle, who thought it would just be funny)
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If i recall correctly, what follows is one of the younger ducks, whom wasn't too happy with the threats, decided to put a couple cheap bounties on you, and while this may have been a slight escalation, you can understand that they may not like some high age account with low stats posturing towards members of their faction that advise them on their growth.

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You fired back, as is your Ched given right, provided to you by NST and BHG (not sponsored).

But sadly, you tried to then ask me to pay for the bounties on myself, and the ducklings didnt like it... So, queue Frolic by Luciano Michelini.
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Ignorance is Bliss.



Whilst the merc hits continue to be claimed (shout out the ducky who placed them, you know who you are <3), and the happiness remains intermittently halfed, you remained in my dm's saying how this wasnt affecting you (duane902011 (Xanax taken) 1.17 / day)...  

I do appreciate the bounties you placed on me, had some nice chats with younger players who used them as ways to do their missions and tried to give guidance, and overall gathered a few losses. But it showed its true worth in war as a nice self hosp for when i wanted to sleep :) Thank you for upping them to 500k pre-war, sure they took sometimes 30 mins to be claimed but it was still appreciated.


I do however, wonder why it was then your imperative to start targeting the ducklings with reports?
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But that's between you and the mods I guess.

Love you, Duane, welcome back to torn <3

Duane did nothing wrong

#freedwayne

I'd like to thank duane from the bottom of my heart for this circlejerk. WTF has been desperately seeking ways to farm the most important stat (forum karma) and this post has been very helpful for that. 

My only regret is that "You can not rate posts for a while" 

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I always love posts about beefing with wtf, 1000% the most annoying faction to have beef with. doesn't matter who's wrong, they'll dump their nw just for the fun of it.

This you?

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putting 200 xanax in bazaar is just asking to be buymugged, plus if a stronger player (at least few billion total stats) buymugged you, yoiu probably won't dare to respond with threats

Masterpiece 💫

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LAW & ORDER WRITERS COULD ONLY DREAM OF PLOT TWISTS THIS MONUMENTAL

God, I love it when people come with receipts

already on the 7th page also I am waiting for the 10 edvd's. I want it by the end of this day or else.

Thank you.

Dont carry your money on ya

How to start a 1 man war against 2 factions for dummies.

Don't do discrimination and harassment

I didn't realize torn had so many professional rappers amongst the playerbase. 

Wtf is a very organised group of factions, they are super active and helpful to each other, I know cause I have been their guest. I have nothing but good things to say about them. Too bad for you that you don’t get the same support from where you are now. 
On the other hand, buy mugging is very common in the game , threatening someone after getting buy mugged is a stupid move, just take precautions when selling items.