The woman, the myth, the trench coat. Whispering shady offers since... recently.
The weird figure in the shadows making borderline-legal trades and questionable jokes.
Yes, I sell drugs to kids and take their lunch money
I’m Nut0 — that sketchy person in a dark alley, whispering "psst, wanna trade?"
I buy low, sell high, and occasionally do both at the same time. Yes, I technically have a price list... somewhere... probably. But let’s be honest — I make up prices on the spot based on mood, moon phase, and how shady you look.
Sure, I want you to be happy.
But I want me to be happier 😏
🛒 What I'm Buying
Right now I'm in the market for whatever keeps my empire growing, including:
📦 Drug Packs — bring 'em in bulk or bring 'em rare, I’ll take a look.
✈️ XAN — bulk, constant demand, let’s make it quick.
👔 Clothes — slow movers, but if the price is right, I’ll hoard 'em like a fashion gremlin. (even the ugly ones, if they’re cheap)
🎯 Random cool stuff — if it’s shiny, rare, or just plain weird, PM me. I like surprises.
Watch out I´m one of the Torn´s few who actually DO trade in rare clothes and collectibles!
You may not like my offer but at least I´ll buy it.
🧾 Why Trade With Me?
I might be new-ish, but I take this shady hustle seriously.
- I talk, I confirm, I follow through.
- If you're not happy, I fix it.
- My rep matters — I want people to say, "Nut0? Yeah, that guy's weird, but solid."
- Every trade is clean, fast, and fair — with just enough chaos to keep it interesting.
🧷 Trade Protocol
- You message me. We agree on price and items.
- I recommend Self-Hosp trades — keeps us both safe.
- You send the trade. I check, confirm, we’re done.
- I follow up to make sure you didn’t cry after.
- You leave a kind comment here if you're not too emotionally scarred.
🔁 Helping You Sell
If I’m not buying, I might know who is.
I’ve got a growing network of shady-but-trustworthy folks who trade clean and pay well.
Want to connect? Need a middleman? I got you. Here´s the banger: FOR FREE mic drop
💬 Feedback?
If we’ve traded before, drop a vouch or comment.
Oh wait..I forgot that I don´t care. I´m too cool for that.
Let’s keep it shady — but fair.
– Nut0
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