Achievement Unlocked - 2b Torn Battle Statistics

I've never made an achievement post as far as I'm aware, but I've drank since then, so who knows. Google it I guess.

I'm sure everyone before me felt like they'd never get here at one point in time, and those behind me are thinking that now. Well, it's possible, so don't give up.

Free stat spy. Can't say I never gave you anything. 

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i'm too dumb to get it at an even 2b

My first year in Torn, besides making money, I don't know wtf I was doing. But in the second two, I did my best to make up for lost time.

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wtf is even this?

I joined Carbon Penguins just two weeks before the Ireland War, so all you pinguus can blame Matzkops for that. He thought I was the coolest, so he recruited me to guest in a RW, and I never left. #nobigdeal But that's where I learned how to train the right way.

I'll be over 1b stats gained by the end of this year alone, so I'm also excited about that.

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this picture is dumb

Thank you to Fatbears, Matzkops and all of Carbon Penguins (RIP) for giving me a chance. 

Thank you to LustDragon69, BrutalDeluxe, and TsGiScottC for letting me trade and learn alongside you and expedite my training with cold hard pixel money.

And a big thanks to Behemoth for being the best bitch.

Onward and upward or wtf ever.

I'll spread some xannies to random commenters for thread dividends. 

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

20:52:52 - 17/08/25 You sent 10x Xanax to Viciously_Grim with the message: Thread dividends

20:52:22 - 17/08/25 You sent 10x Xanax to MattiKettu with the message: Thread dividends

10:16:51 - 17/08/25 You sent 10x Xanax to 0rryx with the message: Thread dividends

10:16:25 - 17/08/25 You sent 10x Xanax to Starsage with the message: Thread dividends

I feel like I need to say this.

When I grow up, I want to be just like you. :D 

congratz! more feet pix plox!

Cant wait to be 2 Billion one day. Congrats!

Congrats my friend ! Nice work :D

Congratulations brother! 🎉 🎉 

where's the dividends?

Incredible achievement! Hard work pays off and it shows, congrats brother 

Xannys drop my panties

GG boss man o7

Congratulations bro!

Congrats king

2b wait for me 

Amazing stuff TV!! Hoping to catch up to you soon!! 🫡🫡

Amazing achievement man, looking forward to reaching 2B in N years~

Congratulations mate, you're killing it! 

Woohoo ✋🏻 congrats you absolute machine.

Did you know he plays on his mobile?! 😲😆 

You are sooooo dreamy 😍😍 congrats boss man 

Do better than my first year and someday I'll be posting the same thing on your thread.

Pics? I can do better than that. Turn it up boi. 

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Consistency, consistency, consistency.