Hello There Gorgeous Torn Citizens,
TL:DR, New Obviously Not Fake Ranked War Features.
As you may not know. I have secretly attended TornCon and got some inside scoop.
In this featured leak shitpost thread about Ranked Warring.
The information you will find below is 100% indomitably true like the flat earth theory.
As a lot of GD posts have mentioned, the current Ranked Warring System Meta has become the following:
- Most Wars are Termed Snooze fest with the Occasional All-out Brawls.
- A Milking Cow for Torn City Factions to earn Money
- And numerous threads and suggestions on Ranked Warring
But we are not here to discuss that ****. We ofcourse don't want to directly affect the current Ranked War Gameplay.
Instead, This is to present new features that may make Ranked Warring Freakin’ Fun!! Wooopp!
In this thread, we leak the upcoming Ranked War Features I want we all want to have.
These features aim to make Ranked Wars more fun and engaging, and will probably get boring too in the long run.
What new features do you say?. Say no more dear reader. I gotchu!
I have of course attached unedited screenshots of these features. Be warned reader!
This is a spoiler alert!
WAR LOCATIONS
Isn’t it weird that factions start wars out of nowhere?
Do they just teleport to each other’s headquarters and dish out damage?
Well, this is a new feature called “War Locations"
When you now enlist and get matched, you will be given a Random Location to War which gives nerfs and buffs to your faction. Because I’m a lazy mofo, This feature will be shown beside the Ranked War Interface. Featured here is Ranked War between Mayans vs The Ravens. As its the only Ranked Warring while I'm editing this.
Item 1.0: Here we see Location is at the Airport Terminal, with Certain Buffs and Nerfs and some reasonable rules added in.Since its an Airport..
Item 2.0: Here we see Location is at the Military base, again with Certain Buffs to Battle Stats, Stupid Nerfs and some stupid rules added in.
Item 3.0: Here we see Location is at ... HONEY'S BAR?? WTF are those effects?!!
RANDOM F******G EVENTS
In this new feature, random events with time limits will sometimes pop out during Wars. It will be very rare. Maybe like 90% of the time.
We have about 100,000 Random Events planned with some time duration but here are some sample events (featuring Aquarius vs Arcadia, very noice):
Item 1.0 Armoury Raided! No Armory items can be used??!! My XANAX!!
Item 2.0: All of you are disarmed! Time for a Boxing Match! (Well this event sucks)
Item 3.0 An event that gives you money (250k-1Miliion) per attack aside from mugging?! That sounds like a dream!
(Disclaimer: This event only spawns at 0.001% of Wars so **** that)
Item 4.0 Dance Break with a 999 Hour Time Duration??!! WTF Man!
FACTION RELICS:
So you defeated a noob faction?. What do you get?
You get Bonus Respect! Good!
You get Caches! Great!
You get Relics! Freakin Awesome!
What are Relics? Now relics provide a certain buff or nerf to faction perks and lasts till your next match up starts. So more reason to war!
Here we see it under Faction Upgrades Tab (Why No new Tabs?? Cause despite the Title Maximum Effort, thats the Maximum Effort I could give.)
What the... What Faction has 233 Million Respect???
Hire me please Ched..
Some Existential Q&As:
These features are freakin awesome?! When will Ched release this.
Sometime between now and a few years.
Boo!! This does not balance Ranked Wars!
There's no balancing what's already fixed. I'll leave it to the Pros..
F*** you Mikzcool! This belongs in the Suggestion Thread!
These are not Suggestions, These are 100% Verified, Unadulterated, Fictionally True Leaks!
Check out my other leaks:
Eliminations: What Ched Doesn't Want you to know!
THREAD DIVIDENDS TO BE GIVEN TO FUNNY WAR LOCATION IDEAS:
- 5 FEATHERY HOTEL COUPONS
- 5 DRUG PACKS
Thread Dividends Sent:
12:12:41 - 21/08/25 You sent a Feathery Hotel Coupon to Ben_Hagen with the message: Thread Dividend
With that I conclude this Leak Thread. See you on the next one Torn Citizens..
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