heres a song abt every lootable npc in torn
duke:
duke duke , he da duke
king o torn
ruler of torn the supergood loanshark
beware give him the fees
oh he gonna open u up with no x-rays
leslie:
come come come and waste your money on leslie's wheels
wheels for the poor (ahem), wheels for the rich and wheels for the middle class
the frequent hair sniffer invites u to spin his bloody wheels
jimmy 2 shins has 2 shins and 10 brewery keys to git rid of
this apathetic extortionist aint to be messed with
tiny aint tiny that sonovabish
he gonna smash ya with his sldge hammer and his bloody energy drinks
fernando is a mafioso
he gonna hit u with his umbrella
an u gonna wake up in hospital