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Keepsake - What would yours be?

Started by Stretch [1846075] Officer on in General Discussion.

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Secludedcommie [3713977]

I am not important enough to have a keepsake, but I definitely think that when/if I become important, I have a serious claim to pioneer, since I'm playing ironman (no market/auction house/bazaars), and I'm pretty sure I'm the first and only to do so.

 

It would probably be a hammer because: Hammer and sickle = communism. And also, I've had to build from the ground up

 

Description:

 

Secludedcommie is one of the biggest visionaries, experts, and all round great people to have ever graced Torn city. Everything in the previous sentence is incorrect. Secludedcommie is one of the the most idiotic people in Torn city - and that's saying something. Rather than engaging in the free market, Secludedcommie has taken the communist principle of being really poor to heart. When it comes to poverty, there are only two contestants: George, and this idiot. 

Aside from being poor, Secludedcommie...doesn't really have anything going for him. His "personality" consists of complaining that the game is unplayable for communists, and insisting that his name is really deep and complicated.

But regardless, the many, many, methods Secludedcommie have come up with to make up for being a communist are truly quite impressive, so we decided to give him a keepsake.

 

(even though my net worth seems okay, I really only have about 20 mil. The rest of it is in items I don't need, but can't sell.)

PainfulPoetry [327135]

Probably a giant AFK since my dumbass once torn switched from user name to email to log in made me lose access to my account for 4 years. Then one day I stumbled on a torn bookmark remembered of this game went to log in and after I failed to log in with username and pw I glanced and saw email so decided to try to log in with my email and voila I got back into the matrix.

Kelsie [340367]

I think a glitter pickle one would suit you! 😜

 

If I could choose mine, it would likely be something about dev hour. 

Sweeney_Todd [27468]

You got to nominate? Did I miss this shit show, as I logged in and had no f**king idea what was going on...

 

My guess is you had f**k all to to do with it, but still want to be important. Your not...

 

Just another wanna be...

Dvoider [445543]

Which category? Degenerate, otherwise Reprobate

 

What type of image? A swirling black void with a tequila bottle in the center

 

What flavor text? Dvoider does nothing but drink, work and party. He goes on benders almost every week.

 

What would best describe your contribution to torn? He contributes nothing in Torn except take up space. We don't know why he exists.