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BAN THREAD DIVIDENDS

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THEFERRETT [2352197] ×1 Jinkoha [3372604] ×1

THEFERRETT [2352197]

Many of you young bucks have absolutely no idea who I am but I use to be one of the God Mode forum posters before virtually every friend I had on this game was fedded or 27 year forum banned. I have since quit the forums cause what the hell even is this game without any friends to play it with. 

 

 

Anyway, I still read the forums from time to time and I am absolutely sick of seeing thread dividends plastered everywhere. 

 

Everyone knows you can’t buy karma in Torn but apparently you can toss out a “thread dividend” and farm karma like it’s a passive income stream.

 

Actual threads like mine with effort. Actual thought gone into them…. 20 upvotes, 3 comments, MAX.

 

Some guy hits his first happy jump, throws out an EDVD, 300 upvotes, 20 pages, and suddenly they’re a forum icon for the day and everyone is treating them like Evil Duck reborn. 

 

To the clueless staff members and bozos who comment on threads with thread dividends… you are being. SCAMMED. 

 

A thread dividend isn’t technically buying karma but it is A “random giveaway” of cash or items to people who comment on your thread. Not buying karma per se but more comments = more attention = more karma. 

People are abusing the system and it’s not fair on genuine posters like myself who would never stoop to such low levels to pick up some online pixel karma on an online game. 

 

To any one who still doesn’t get it, literally every mug with a keyboard is following the below playbook and effectively BUYING karma and it’s not fair on genuine posters such as Theferrett and others.  

 

1. Post a thread. Topic doesn’t even matter.
2. Add the magic line: “Giving away a DIVIDEND”
3. Send the dividend to a friend, ideally in a rival faction so no one suspects anything.
4. Edit the log to parachute.
5. Post the “proof” log.
6. Promise another dividend to keep things moving.
7. Free karma.

 

 

No, you can’t buy karma.

 


But you can dangle a DIVIDEND in front of the sheep and even the regular downvoters will drop a like and comment to try win an imaginary parachute. 

 

Discussion:

 

Thread dividends should be banned asap as possible 

 

who is the biggest abuser of thread dividends. 

 

Thanks it’s Theferrett logged on here

 

 

GIVING AWAY THREAD DIVIDENDS AWAY AT RANDOM TO PEOPLE WHO POST

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Avery [2765920]

Miss you Ferrett, at the very least you made the forums feel more alive.

 

Ill take a parachute as my dividend thanks.

Shooby [2510470]

I mean I don't care either, but having a thread of a bunch of broke noobs only commenting because they see free stuff in the title pretty much makes the entire thread worthless from a content and discussion perspective. 

 

If you can't make an entertaining or worthwhile thread without paying people to participate and keep it alive, you just shouldn't be posting at all. It is effectively a bypass for the rule of no paying for updoots, bumping and engagement.

Cheesus [505043] Wiki Contributor

If I ever offer thread dividends in a post, the next thing I'm doing is posting my password in Global chat.

 

Only free-range organic karma for me thanks, Monsantoarch can keep their 

 

pesticide-riddled 

GMO

artificially-flavored

red dye no. 3 lookin' ass

karma to themselves.

Jinkoha [3372604]

Which is precisely why I will be giving thread dividends to the people in this post.

 

1 - Drug Pack

1 - FHC

1 - Dog Treats 

1 - Rosary Beads

25 - Xanax

500 - Pepperspray 

 

17:51:28 - 24/11/25 You sent 5x Pepper Spray to Descarada with the message: Thread Dividends

17:54:04 - 24/11/25 You sent some Rosary Beads to Shooby with the message: Thread Dividends
17:56:03 - 24/11/25 You sent some Pepper Spray to Lady_White with the message: Thread Dividends
17:56:54 - 24/11/25 You sent some Xanax to ANG3L
17:57:49 - 24/11/25 You sent some Xanax to LordVonChimp with the message: Thread Dividends
17:59:19 - 24/11/25 You sent 5x Pepper Spray to Danilo

17:59:46 - 24/11/25 You sent 5x Pepper Spray to cake
18:00:49 - 24/11/25 You sent 10x Pepper Spray to -Fubuki-
18:01:23 - 24/11/25 You sent 5x Pepper Spray to Varides with the message: Thread Dividends!!!

18:01:59 - 24/11/25 You sent some Xanax to Salfatore with the message: Thread Dividends!!

18:02:49 - 24/11/25 You sent some Pepper Spray to Heathcliffe with the message: CATHERINE!!!!

18:06:47 - 24/11/25 You sent 5x Pepper Spray to Yu-Ri with the message: Thread Dividends

18:45:37 - 24/11/25 You sent a Drug Pack to Dsla with the message: Thread Dividends!!!

18:46:26 - 24/11/25 You sent some Xanax to DR34M_W34V3R with the message: Thread Dividends!!

18:46:41 - 24/11/25 You sent some Xanax to b1zon
18:47:14 - 24/11/25 You sent some Xanax to Pakliuvom

18:56:38 - 24/11/25 You sent some Xanax to die_opfer

18:57:03 - 24/11/25 You sent a Feathery Hotel Coupon to Zauriel
18:57:26 - 24/11/25 You sent 200x Pepper Spray to bogie with the message: Thread Dividends!!!
18:57:58 - 24/11/25 You sent some Xanax to bullybeater

18:58:15 - 24/11/25 You sent some Xanax to Poopyt

19:02:46 - 24/11/25 You sent 250x Pepper Spray to THEFERRETT

19:04:35 - 24/11/25 You sent some Xanax to bigjaw99 with the message: Thread Dividends

21:45:37 - 24/11/25 You sent some Xanax to Bumboclaat

21:46:20 - 24/11/25 You sent some Xanax to Aezur
21:46:41 - 24/11/25 You sent some Xanax to Beerstein
21:46:52 - 24/11/25 You sent some Xanax to Fists

 

21:47:22 - 24/11/25 You sent some Xanax to Penetration

21:47:36 - 24/11/25 You sent some Xanax to Pinguux

21:47:52 - 24/11/25 You sent some Xanax to DarthRevan
21:48:12 - 24/11/25 You sent some Xanax to The_Virginian
21:48:25 - 24/11/25 You sent some Xanax to Viciously_Grim
21:48:40 - 24/11/25 You sent some Xanax to Thorfinn-
21:48:53 - 24/11/25 You sent some Xanax to Coros
21:49:18 - 24/11/25 You sent some Xanax to TheSinOfWrath with the message: Thread Dividends!!!

21:49:34 - 24/11/25 You sent some Xanax to allezlerouge

21:49:52 - 24/11/25 You sent some Xanax to SaucyHorsey

21:50:16 - 24/11/25 You sent some Xanax to TRAPBILLIEJEAN
21:50:45 - 24/11/25 You sent some Xanax to Biggus--Dickus
21:53:00 - 24/11/25 You sent 50x Mayan Statue to Unnamed199cz

Cheesus [505043] Wiki Contributor

17:52:22 - 24/11/25 Jinkoha sent some Dog Treats to you with the message: Thread Dividends

 

awoo awoo

 

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Lady_White [2676391]

Oh oh oh!

 

I hope I get the anal rosary beads. If not, I can have fun with pepper spray.

 

17:55:31 - 24/11/25 You were sent some Rosary Beads from Jinkoha with the message: You can have both!

17:56:03 - 24/11/25 You were sent some Pepper Spray from Jinkoha with the message: Thread Dividends

 

Guess who got spicy anal beads?!

LordVonChimp [3135211]

Point on the doll where the dividend hurt you.


17:57:49 - 24/11/25 You were sent some Xanax  Pawashoot from Jinkoha with the message: Thread Dividends

it works!