Monarch Contagion: Super Spreaders Wanted!

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Recruiters
Message Them To Ask About Joining!

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Here ye, here ye,

We, the EMPIRE of Monarch™, are finally expanding, and announcing…. the Graaand opening…. of our new (sub) faction!
You, the citizens of Torn (dot) com, have the exciting opportunity to help us in the fight against the forces of EVIL!!!

All we ask, is that you, a voracious reader of literature, peruse this fine graphic here and take in the information into your brain-holes.
IF, after deciding YOU want to become AWESOME, click one of the buttons below and CONTACT a recruiter to guarantee your future success!!!

Side effects: may include becoming awesome.  You will become irresistible to women and men.   Highly successful recruits may encounter a fast track promotion to the main faction Monarch Mutation or associated allies.

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Cough Cough Cough.  I'm getting SICK just looking at this graphic.  
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As an unbiased, neutral observer, I can see that this is a great opportunity!

Great opportunity right here to become a member of the best family in the game. :)

10% Gym gains AND big money from Wars! Wow!

Did someone say money!?

I'm only here because someone promised me there would be free cookies!

Where was this when i was just beginning in Torn....

No thread dividends here, theferret wants them banned!

Disclaimer: Don’t confuse us Monarchs with a royal family. We are just gorgeous orange butterflies, slightly toxic but absolutely fabulous 🦋

can vouch, within a week of joining the faction, I became irresistible to women. After only a month of my factionmate's loving care, men started to come after me. What can you say, we really do get the best of both world.

I was never one for factions. I once smacked Kidnapped about when he attacked me and he recruited me. I thought I'd give it a go and now an awesome Mutant.  

So give contagion a go to really be part of a great family.

Oh yeah. Kidnapped sucks arse now though 😜🤣

   Hey you.  Yes you!  Stop looking around, it's not those other guys reading, it's YOU.  Thats right.  I'm talking to you there.  Hello friend!  You've come here to see what we are all about?  To see if you have the chops to roll with the best? To get your proverbial 'foot in the door' as they say?  What do you get when you come under the beautiful wing of the butterfly?  Protection?  RW Money?  Advice / Guides?  Mentors?  Sure.  That all sounds great.  But we know why you REALLY came.  We know what you want. I'm here to tell you we have it.  Lots of it.  And you can have all that you can handle and then some.  Those glorious, juicy, sweet, succulent, wonderful, warm, enchanting wiggles.  World famous and once you get a taste....  Well you know the rest or you wouldn't be here.  So come, and get your fill! Maybe make a friend or two.  Hopefully I see you soon for some fun new friend!  Ok you can stop leaning at the screen so close people are starting to think you are weird!  Until then! *Wiggles*

IF grith lead this.. that will help a lot.. but he was too.........

Join Monarch Contagion
Because Being Normal Is Boring

Step 1:
Are you tired of basic, bland, everyday human life?
Do you crave chaotic leadership, mysterious benefits, and possibly matching accessories?
Welcome, future Contagion Commander.

Step 2:
Receive your official Monarch Starter Kit, which includes:
• One crown made from whatever was lying around
• A confidential pamphlet titled “Secrets You Must Discover Yourself”
• Hand sanitizer that actually makes you dirtier
• A sticker that says “I Spread Greatness”

Step 3:
Recruit others through subtle methods like:
• Loudly whispering “The British are coming” in public
• Leaving QR codes that link to absolutely nothing
• Greeting strangers with “Have you accepted the mark yet?”

Step 4:
Grow the empire. Spread the wings. Infect the world with… Monarch.

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The Females at Monarch are really Femaless

The Males at Monarch are also Maless

Allegedly.

allege or not, i take it all