Monarch Contagion: Super Spreaders Wanted!

Started by TheMightyThor [1872227] on 24 Nov 2025 in Faction Recruitment.

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CelisYoDank [2743463] 2 Dec 2025, 11:43 TCT · #41

Puff puff bump

CelisYoDank [2743463] 2 Dec 2025, 13:32 TCT · #42

CelisYoDank [2743463] 2 Dec 2025, 15:03 TCT · #43 · edited

Your journey starts here. Contagion has EXPLODED onto the scene, if you start now you could become like THEMIGHTYTHOR, or just be an avg sack of POTATO, Hang out in chat and it will become a FREAKYPARTY, We might even smoke a blunt and go get a DUBBLECHEEZ at McDOnalds. If its really good and we get that perfect hit we might actually see the DRIVER_OF_UFO, we got a jail BUSTER if needed, and when its all said an done you might next be another THEGOLDENEGG, dont feel too GRAVEN or intimidated by the name, slap on some DRE and sit back and enjoy the ride. There is no ASBESTOS so no masks needed, and covid over. If your good and work out the grand prize will be LOVELLAMA feet pics. So dont get caught in the AQUALOOP of nothingness, Join Contagion and see the difference.

CelisYoDank [2743463] 2 Dec 2025, 17:15 TCT · #44

Dump-a-Bump

LoveLlama [2867654] 2 Dec 2025, 22:45 TCT · #45

Those were a gift, how you gonna raffle those off, lol

BraveKath [1815519] 3 Dec 2025, 00:07 TCT · #46

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Girthmasterr [2908290] 3 Dec 2025, 03:43 TCT · #47

Bump

CelisYoDank [2743463] 3 Dec 2025, 14:07 TCT · #48

Bump-A-Girth

DubbleCheez [2047945] 3 Dec 2025, 19:04 TCT · #49

Bump

Girthmasterr [2908290] 4 Dec 2025, 04:38 TCT · #50

Bump

CelisYoDank [2743463] 4 Dec 2025, 13:39 TCT · #51

We got the bump, we got the bump, yeah
We got the bump (We got it), we got the bump, yeah
We got the bump, we got the funk, yeah
We got the bump, we got the bump, yeah