On the eleventh day of Christmas chilled out dukey gave to meeee, thousands of cans and 250 Snowman Masks. Yeah thats right just like your ma Dukes got a nice set of cans and I'm ready for the dump. Duke might sprinkle some of them snowman masks in the trash too i dunno. Yous wanna win one? Make a damm snowman!
It aint cold where duke is and duke hears it aint so cold nowhere these days cause of all them artifishul insemination machines heatin up the oceans. Duke saw a documentarie and them dolphins are gettin cooked from the outside from climert change but theyre raw in the middle. Youd think the water would go in the blowhole and cook em internally but nope what does duke know?
Anyways, yous gonna have to use your imaginashun on this one. Snowman outta cheese or mud? Yeah okay pal. Crafty little snowman outta cotton balls or paper yeah FINE! Yous wanna dress up like a snowman and paint your naked ass all white? You know dukes gonna like that. Duke asks that its a REAL PHOTO with your NAME in it no drawings. This is the last time dukes gonna ask yous to do somethin cause christmas day is real easy so in the words of my old pall Jeff make an effort for me kids.