Easy Bounties

My lover CrazyHelm, has woken up with a major hard-on for me in the New Year!

She’s offering 10 to 20 bounties daily, each up to $200,000, for anyone who wants to play with me. Her dedication to keeping the Torn medical industry funded is both notable and commendable. Please take advantage of this generous offer to earn big bucks! If you see me online, feel free to contact me and I'll med out so you can collect multiple bounties at one time. 

Lets work together to make her dream of being Torn's #1 philanthropist a reality.  

Please take it east when hospitalizing me and be please mindful of my face. I have to stay pretty for my lover. Also, feel free to say hi to me and don't forget to thank CrazyHelm for this amazing opportunity. 

Medical supplies, moral support, and cash donations are always appreciated.

I forgot to add I'm also a revive gold mine.

She's back! After a brief vacation to actually touch some grass, my beloved Helm returns bearing the gift of ten shiny bounties!

I don’t really understand the point, since I’m pretty much done for the day, but I’ll stick around to med out if you want to earn some easy cash. 

I'm also offering 1 free gift with each completed bounty. Contact me if you'd like to take advantage of this amazing deal.  

Medical supplies, moral support, and cash donations are always appreciated.