OUTSIDE THE WIRE
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The Katana $250M
Have you seen Mr dog? I think I lost him...
The Puppies are in my display.. 😉
$300M
Zero questions asked.
Buying fully spoiled, rotten, biohazard-level fish 🐟
I won’t judge small, shameful amounts.
The smellier the better.
If it makes NPCs cry, I’m interested.
If It Still Looks Edible, Don’t Bother
✔️ Mold
✔️ Slime
✔️ “Are you sure this is fish?”
❌ Fresh
❌ Questionable
❌ “I think it’s fine”
NEEDED/WANTED
(1000)
Currently not buying
Festering Chicken – Disposal Failed, Congratulations
Gloves recommended.
Regret optional. 🧤🍗
Smells like something went wrong weeks ago.
Seeking advanced-stage,
biologically offensive chicken.
The worse it is, the better the deal.
If it:
Sweats in the bag.
Smells like a health-code violation
Looks like it started a new ecosystem
…then we’re talking.
✔️ Green edges
✔️ Questionable textures
✔️ Time-forgotten drumsticks
❌ Fresh
❌ “Still fine if cooked”
❌ Anything approved by a sane human
NEEDED/WANTED
(1000)
Currently not buying
Biohazard Pizza – If It Moves, Even Better 🍕☠️
If it:
Smells like regret and old cheese
Has crust that has seen better decades
Oozes questionable toppings
Looking to buy fully spoiled, mold-covered pizza
Smells like regret, death and abandoned refrigerators.
✔️ Mold colonies thriving
✔️ Toppings unrecognizable
✔️ Cheese doing its own fermentation experiment
❌ Fresh
❌ Slightly stale
❌ Anything edible
NEEDED/WANTED
(1000)
Currently not buying
Seeking cheese so spoiled it might be alive. 🧀👀
If it:
Smells like regret left to ferment
Has green, black, or fuzzy growths
Could clear a room in seconds
Bring gloves, bravery, and maybe a gas mask. The Stinkier, The Better 🧀
✔️ Oozing textures
✔️ Colonies of mold thriving
✔️ Cheese that has transcended edible form
❌ Fresh
❌ Slightly aged
❌ Anything that doesn’t make you recoil
NEEDED/WANTED
(1000)
Currently not buying
Looking to acquire milk so spoiled it defies logic. 🥛☠️
Bring gloves, courage, and possibly a hazmat suit.
More biologically aggressive, the better.
Milk so rotten it has declared war on biology.
If it:
Smells like death and regret in liquid form
Has curdled into unholy textures
Bubbles or oozes in ways that shouldn’t happen
✔️ Clotted, chunky horror
✔️ Color somewhere between
“pale regret” and “toxic sludge”
✔️ Tang so strong it could strip paint
❌ Fresh
❌ Slightly off
❌ Anything drinkable by sane humans
NEEDED/ WANTED
(1000)
Currently not buying
Looking to acquire bread so old it’s practically a weapon. Bring gloves, maybe a hammer. 🍞🔨
If it:
Has lost all semblance of softness
Crunches like shards of regret
Smells faintly of mold, dust, and forgotten kitchens
✔️ Rock-hard crusts
✔️ Greyed, cracked interiors
✔️ Possibly inhabited by invisible crumbs of horror
❌ Fresh
❌ Slightly dry
❌ Anything remotely edible
NEEDED/WANTED
(1000)
Currently not buying
Looking to acquire the following items, preferably before they start asking questions..
Not interested in where you found them.
Not responsible for why you have them.
CONFECTIONERY FROM THE WRONG SIDE OF TORN...
Let’s turn sugar into bad decisions.
If it’s sweet, disturbing, or raises moral questions..
🩸 Bloody Eyeballs
🍭 Bag of Humbugs
🍧 Bag of Sherbet
🍫 Big Box of Chocolate Bars
🍬 Bag of Tootsie Rolls
🍫 Bag of Chocolate Truffles
💋 Bag of Candy Kisses
🦌 Bag of Reindeer Droppings
(festive trauma edition)