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Reelee-not-bard is a Vault Thief

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Novae [2637223] ×1 Reelee-not-bard [2891125] ×1

Novae [2637223]

I am posting this to formally document a faction vault theft and to warn the Torn community. I am also explicitly encouraging bounty placement and sustained pressure on the individual involved.

 

Player:

Reelee-not-bard

 

Incident:

On 19/01/26 at 04:05:57, Reelee-not-bard withdrew a total of $1,283,777,036 from the faction vault and immediately left the faction.

 

Log reference:

04:05:57 - 19/01/26

Reelee-not-bard was given $1,283,777,036 by Reelee-not-bard

 

Trust and background:

This was not a random recruit or low-trust member.

 

• He previously served as my co-leader.

• He hosted and managed a faction on my behalf.

• He was entrusted with leadership authority.

 

Leadership log:

14:33:11 - 23/11/25

You made Reelee-not-bard leader of Suits Sweat Shop

 

Financial trust history:

He previously sold a faction on my behalf and transferred the full amount to me without issue, which reinforced long-term trust.

 

Log reference:

02:38:31 - 10/12/25

Reelee-not-bard sent $2,200,000,000 to you

 

Personal context:

He was also my spouse for a long time. This was not only a faction betrayal but a personal one.

 

Post-incident conduct:

Since the theft:

• He has ignored all attempts at communication in Torn.

• He has ignored all contact attempts on Discord.

• He has made no effort to explain, respond, or resolve the situation.

 

This confirms intent, not mistake.

 

Actions taken:

• He has left the faction and all permissions are revoked.

• I personally replaced the full stolen amount to stabilize the faction.

• Vault access has been heavily restricted going forward.

 

Community request:

I am asking the community to:

• Faction members place bounties on Reelee-not-bard.

• Apply sustained pressure through hospitalizing and mugging.

• Treat this player as hostile and untrustworthy.

 

This is not posted out of emotion. It is posted with evidence, logs, and full accountability.

 

Final note to faction leaders:

Trust history does not eliminate risk. If someone has access, they have opportunity. Review your permissions accordingly.

 

Posted for documentation, accountability, and warning.

 

Nova

 

 

Update in federal Jail for 30 days. We will be waiting. 

Mentions: Reelee-not-bard [2891125]

mavri [2402357]

Yet another person threw away their chance of playing this game normally for 2 months worth of flying, impressive.

 

Sorry it happened to you, but at the same time this was a fairly cheap lesson to learn :P

 

Good luck in the future.

Emarlite [2441561]

First thing I did was check the accused Networth!

 

Its been progressively going down over the last couple of weeks but has been in a bad state for much longer.

I wouldn't trust someone with such a low networth with handling the access to $1.28bil

Even if you trusted him as he had done this and that you, it was still a poor idea giving him vault access! 

 

Under your actions taken you listbge has has left the faction and permissions are revoked?   Not exactly an action you di, he left after removing $ and automatically permissions are removed! 

You deposited the fill a,puntbto "stabilise" the faction?  its not a financial establishment you're running!   I'm predumingnuou did this more than 24hrs after the theft took place, as your NW hasn't dropped by $1.28bil

Finally you've heavily restricted vault access,  which probably means you had 2 or 3 more "trusted" members with access?

 

Ps you're not writing a legal document and quite literally have not provided any evidence whatsoever 

For example

04:05:57 - 19/01/26

Reelee-not-bard was given $1,283,777,036 by Reelee-not-bard

 

04:05:57 - 19/01/26

Emarlite was given $1,283,777,036 by Emarlite

 

 

Abetting [2016807]

If they are truly acting out of character maybe your friend sold their account. 

 

Or maybe they just got bored 

 

Edit, if you think they sold their account and it's an imposta then be sure to report them.

Kwack [2190604]

How to make 1.2b flying in 3 simple steps

 

  1. Fly to Switzerland and rehab
  2. Fly back to Torn
  3. Spend 200 US dollars in the donator house to buy 50DPs 

 

 

Profit

hemi [2165616]

Dude's never had more than a 300M networth and has spent 16 days out of 1k+ actually on torn....barely enough to be auto kicked from new player chat.

 

Sorry you got scammed by someone you trusted, but don't ever trust people who have nothing to lose and nothing to their name. 1.2b payday is more than hes ever had in torn, pretty pathetic to screw your friends over that way but also quite common. 

 

11:30:55 - 20/01/26 You added Reelee-not-bard to your enemies list with the description : Vault thief

Crimsom678 [3415948]

Been a very long while seen a vault theft forum 

 

Thought everyone suddenly became good or something 

 

And you wrote this not to inform us but to ask everyone to do what is your faction's duty my guy your benefits are your own and your losses are your own.

 

I sympathize with this but you aren't giving us money to be asking for this live and learn 1b isnt much in the grand vision of things 

 

Everything will be alright 

Serdenci [3596588]

In this game, reputation is hard to earn and easy to lose; a moment of anger can ruin everything. I experienced this painfully myself when I succumbed to my anger. I'm sorry for you, but as I said, reputation is hard to earn, you can always earn money.