Shitty muggers making Articles

This newspaper article is MADLY underwhelming. 2 methods of mugging listed and caymans mugging is shit.

RR mugs and cayman mugs? No info on finding good, consistent mug targets. No information on Buymugging, which may be the most common, fairly profitable form of mugging. No cancel mugs, Auction House mugs, no mugging on Bonus Hits, not even poker mugs. Just the 2 most asinine, inconsistent forms of mugging.

Sugartits, you need a real a mugging article? Is this really the article muggers want representing their playstyle? Disgraceful. 

Tell me your mug strategies. I believe one page of comments can have more content and diversity in strategy then this entire Article

The purpose of that article wasn't to help people to learn how to mug. It was to call people who use a mugbot weak gobshites. Just more stirring of the pot by staff. 

Write one then dipshit.

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I don't know, I mug now and then and enjoyed the article. I'm not the best at it and it's valuable insight. I appreciated his points on what it takes to stalk, learn about your opponent and then make your move. He revealed some of the art of mugging without getting into too much detail. To some of us, it's a very fun part of the game and he seemed to give a summary of the honest work of a dedicated mugger without using scripts. Fair play.

I could probably suppose that those of us that don't use scripts but who are still decent enough at the craft, also enjoyed the article. You can tell he has fun and spends his time honing his craft while considering the intricacies of the trade. We got a good look of one muggers' experience and he's not half bad at it either, averaging $16,416,928 a day. Not a bad way to spend your free time on Torn dot com. And he does it honestly.  It was an inspiring read for me, hats off to tornfacebook

Newspaper should give all players perspective not just the min-maxers, usually i find the articles from non-min-maxers really fun read, that being said it should be a fed-able offense to call someone with 100b money mugged shitty, 

What, you mean as a brand new player, you weren't targeting people in oil rigs in the caymens???

I miss the cayman mugs, used to travel there and wait to be attacked to do the mission to throw explosives, now no one mug me there so i need to buy loses to finish this mission. TT

Did you read the article where they said "I won't be telling you more methods, figure it out" ?

Or did you just read the titles and move on to complain on the forums?

Just like the newspaper won’t tell you new methods of mugging, neither will we. 

Bad take.

youll have a message from me soon

In this post, OP discovers that people don't reveal profitable secrets as easily as OP had hoped.

ITT op discovers that the newspaper is f**king trash

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Stil begging for tips I see

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In one mug, Tornfacebook has mugged as much as you have combined all-time. Another way to look at it- Tornfacebook has mugged 70x your networth all-time. Just because you know more than a greenleaf about mugging doesn't mean you know anything notable about mugging.

7 year old account and you're still bad... Uffda.

No offense but your mugging average is ass. At a mugging average of $1,098,357 a day and a networth of $1,278,480,931 after 7 years of playing, why the hell would sugarvalues publish anything you write on mugging? 😂

He said "Feel free to whelm us with your expertise." not embarrass yourself.

Maybe he could use your information and publish an article on what NOT TO DO. That might work. 

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Reach out to Kingfisher in 6days he got an excellent mug bot for you