Citizen, which one are you picking?
Option A: You walk into the basement and the floor is literally moving. There are hundreds of roaches. Every time you turn on the light, it sounds like a bowl of Rice Krispies. You have to burn the house down.
Option B: You find a sleeping bag, empty Doritos bags, and a laptop charger in the crawl space. Some dude has been vibing in your attic for 6 months. He knows your shower schedule.