Today is the first time I saw a 0 day old account won the slots Jackpot.
Since I didn't see any post about this in GD, it's my turn to ask the all knowing GD-Hive-Mind:
1. Is he super lucky?
2. Are the slots rigged to favor the new players?
3. Do we need to wait for staff to find out who the real account behind this obvious alt account is?
4. Is this Cheds way of blessing us with a rare showcase of flawless Torn logic?