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Vernunzio [730674] ×1
15:39:53 - 24/02/26 You used a Skateboard increasing your speed by 4,979,006,766,406.20 to 502,879,683,407,026.19
Now 3 capped stats. Will probably not take it to 4. Hooray. Numbers go brrrrr.
Random dividends and stuff.
This also puts me over 2Q total stats but I guess I'll act like a karma rookie and keep it to one achievement thread.
Reserved for dividends.
Thank you for all the responses and R+ everyone, bear with me, this will take some time on dividends.
To answer a couple questions that have been asked:
I'm 7th in battle stats.
The uncapped stat is dex, and I will likely never cap it.
Capped (500T) is where SE's stop giving 1% increase and instead give an even 5t every time from now until the end of time (or until Ched changes the code).
Here is 50 e trained on speed at Frontline Fitness:
You were shouted at by Sergeant Turner during 2 laps of the army circuit training course
You gained 10,603,346,129.84 speed
Here is 50 e trained in defense (I have 500T def) at George's:
You completed 5 minutes of advanced Karate performing 23 roundhouse kicks
You gained 9,869,272,196.03 defense
Here is one strength train of 50e (I have 1q strength) at Gym 3000:
With perfect technique you complete 1 Olympic Lift at 400kgs
You gained 21,237,115,731.24 strength
Maybe someone smarter than me can do the math to see the rate at which gym trains draw closer in value to SE gains. You can see the gyms themselves make a big difference too.
Will try to get to dividends in the next few days. Seems like a lot of work! Thank you everyone for the congrats and well-wishes.
I think two commenters per page from a good ol' d20 roller sounds good, with some more random dividends given out when I feel like it.
04:09:57 - 16/03/26 You sent a Feathery Hotel Coupon to TDup with the message: Thread dividend, first comment!
04:13:11 - 16/03/26 You sent a Lawyer's Business Card to Mikes with the message: Thread dividend!
04:14:04 - 16/03/26 You sent a Glitter Bomb to RacistPigeon with the message: Thread dividend!
04:15:30 - 16/03/26 You sent a Party Hat '19 to COLD with the message: Thread dividend! Don't lose it at the poker table!
04:16:32 - 16/03/26 You sent a Rotten Apple to Dsla with the message: Bonus thread dividend! Your payment for 25 losses!
04:17:42 - 16/03/26 You sent some Xanax to soupv54 with the message: Thread dividend!
04:18:41 - 16/03/26 You sent some Xanax to kolaide with the message: Thread dividend!
04:20:20 - 16/03/26 You sent a Six-Pack of Alcohol to Titanic with the message: Thread dividend!
04:21:09 - 16/03/26 You sent some Xanax to Shenzi with the message: Thread dividend!
04:22:24 - 16/03/26 You sent a Small Explosive Device to waTer with the message: Thread dividend. First was misclick!
04:23:07 - 16/03/26 You sent some Xanax to advert with the message: Thread dividend!
04:24:19 - 16/03/26 You sent a Crazy Straw to AiR with the message: Thread dividend! ;) ;) ;) ;)
04:25:12 - 16/03/26 You sent a Box of Grenades to NAH_BRO with the message: Thread dividend!
04:25:53 - 16/03/26 You sent a Six-Pack of Alcohol to LTJELLOMAN with the message: Thread dividend!
04:26:32 - 16/03/26 You sent a Boob Tube to Klashnekoff with the message: Thread dividend!
04:27:08 - 16/03/26 You sent some Xanax to WujekAlek with the message: Thread dividend!
04:29:20 - 16/03/26 You sent a Jacket to pussy with the message: You would have had thread dividend but your comment sucks!
04:32:04 - 16/03/26 You sent a Can of Munster to Blood with the message: Thread dividend!
04:33:06 - 16/03/26 You sent a Can of X-MASS to OptimusGrimeDC with the message: Thread dividend! You are missed :(
04:34:28 - 16/03/26 You sent an ArmaLite M-15A4 to Wade with the message: Thread dividend!
04:35:07 - 16/03/26 You sent a Six-Pack of Alcohol to PUBGeesus with the message: Thread dividend!
04:36:07 - 16/03/26 You sent 2x Box of Medical Supplies to UnlimitedPain with the message: Thread dividend!
04:36:51 - 16/03/26 You sent some Xanax to JJC with the message: Thread dividend!
04:37:45 - 16/03/26 You sent a Feathery Hotel Coupon to Dooxo with the message: Thread dividend!
04:38:39 - 16/03/26 You sent 3x Xanax to Ferrik with the message: Thread dividend!
04:40:16 - 16/03/26 You sent some Xanax to Khang2412 with the message: Thread dividend!
04:41:11 - 16/03/26 You sent a Feathery Hotel Coupon to Andyman with the message: Thread dividend! Not rigged I swear! d20 does not lie!
04:43:22 - 16/03/26 You sent 4x Bottle of Minty Mayhem to CAVE_JOHNSON with the message: Thread dividend!
04:44:11 - 16/03/26 You sent 2x Xanax to brooksey84 with the message: Thread dividend!
04:45:10 - 16/03/26 You sent some Xanax to S_T_E_V_E with the message: Thread dividend!
04:46:35 - 16/03/26 You sent 4x Bottle of Minty Mayhem to Slashion with the message: Thread dividend!
04:47:58 - 16/03/26 You sent 10x Bag of Bloody Eyeballs to Praetorus with the message: Thread dividend!
04:49:11 - 16/03/26 You sent 10x Bag of Bloody Eyeballs to TheCulturedOne with the message: Thread dividend! You might catch up sooner rather than later!
04:50:44 - 16/03/26 You sent some Glue to MeanMike with the message: Thread dividend, don't use it all in one place!
04:52:00 - 16/03/26 You sent a Can of Santa Shooters to Snake-Jailbird with the message: Thread dividend!
04:52:57 - 16/03/26 You sent a Can of Santa Shooters to Matins with the message: Thread dividend!
04:54:26 - 16/03/26 You sent an Old Wallet to Anton with the message: Thread dividend! Good luck with the mugging!
04:56:02 - 16/03/26 You sent 4x Thermite to BrainPiccolo with the message: Thread dividend!
04:57:14 - 16/03/26 You sent 4x Thermite to Swarley with the message: Thread dividend!
05:00:15 - 16/03/26 You sent some Xanax to HagelslagPakje with the message: Thread dividend!
05:00:53 - 16/03/26 You sent 3x Xanax to Mortify with the message: Thread dividend!
05:03:52 - 16/03/26 You sent a Feathery Hotel Coupon to VitaGreta with the message: Thread dividend since you asked so nicely!
05:04:48 - 16/03/26 You sent a Can of X-MASS to CAV with the message: Thread dividend! Not for resale!
05:05:27 - 16/03/26 You sent 2x Box of Medical Supplies to Accord_ with the message: Thread dividend!
05:06:31 - 16/03/26 You sent a Can of X-MASS to TMG100 with the message: Thread dividend!
05:07:27 - 16/03/26 You sent a Feathery Hotel Coupon to Sevro with the message: Thread dividend!
Congratz! Super impressive!!
Thanks for teaching us numbers!
Congrats!
Highest poker score in torn by solid margin, well grinded and earned
Did I read that right? You got almost 5 billion trillion speed by using a skateboard?
Congratulations, I'll go cry into a pillow now.
Edit: I need new glasses
Congrats Vern
you are fast as f**k boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Big congrats! That’s crazy good! 🎉
Well deserved, congratulations!
Congrats 👏 🎉
Dayum,
goddamn
Congrats!! Can we know what rank you at with that monster stat?
Nice
Damn dude. Those are WILD numbers. My account is almost old enough to buy a beer, and in my time away from torn, I’ve wasted over 1.5m energy, and I’d not even be close to that even if I never wasted a single tick of energy. Crazy dedication (and money)
Congrats! gainzzz
Congrats man, that's a long journey.
Huge numbers, congrats!
congrats on gaining more battle stats then rank 50-100 in one Se XD