Anybody have a fun dark torn jokes?
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I might have some fun and dark jokes. Do they have to be about torn?
Anything's fine
What’s the difference between a Torn City citizen and a normal person?
In the real world, if you see someone collapsed and bleeding in the street, you call 119.
In Torn, you check their profile to see if they have enough life left to make a stealth hit worth the 25 energy—and then you complain on the forums when they only drop $14.
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Dark Jokes are like food - not everyone gets it.
Me: Bro can you tell me dark joke?
Bro: Do you know why kids this generation are smarter?
Me: Nope...why?
Bro: Because, in those 9 month..their mum's still were school