What ifs

I made this thread cuz i was bored

Comment your "What if" questions in this thread and hopefully someone answers them.

Guidelines

• Use the phrase "What if" to begin your question.
• The answer to this question can be anything really, as long as it has something to do with the original question.

Example:

"What if we used the necks of giraffes to use as poles for power lines?"

"What if there is a clock that has a 2 minute timer, and if it get to zero, you die. And the only way to reset the clock is by breathing"

Have Fun!

 What if I could wake up, drink my coffee, open Torn, and not have to deal with retarded behavior first thing in the morning?

What if John Brown's baby had a cold upon his chest