How many Torn Weapons Do You Have IRL?

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crowbar

cricket bat

bread knife

bug swatter

lead pipe

plastic sword

scalpel

Humerus (yes..)

frying pan

handbag

brick

wrench

book

fireworks

slingshot

epinephrine

party popper

pepper spray

that makes 24

Mauser 98 ( w/ bayonet), Gewr43, Remington 700 375 H&H, Ruger 10/22, Ruger Blackhawk 357/9mm Convertible, Mossberg 22lr/l/s, Mossberg pump 12guage (3"),  Ruger Mini-14 Ranch, Ruger 5.7 Pro,  RWS Diana Model 48 .25 Pellet rifle (awesomefor that urban area living where large rodents need to be dealt with). Couple other items that are not appropriate to post here.

Other miscellaneous stuff laying around: Hammers of all sorts and sizes, Sledgehammers (8, 12 and 16 lb),  kitchen knife, bread knife, scalpel,  cast iron frying pan (8" and 10.5"  -- old school heavy sobs! At least are 3 generations hand me downs), Swiss army knife, all sorts of baseball and softball bats (aluminum and assorted hardwoods), 1 set golf clubs.

A 'see red' guy :3

Interestingly, when it comes to melee weapons, the UK legislative bodies have a lob-on for anything appearing flashy or dangerous in hollywood at some point.

We can't own things like knuckle dusters, gravity/butterfly/flick knives, concealed blades (sword canes) or curved blades over a certain length (katana)...

Luckily this makes a Claymore, Longsword, Zweihander or basically any decent straight blade total legal in the confines of your own home!  

Also legal within your own property - spear, mace, axe, war hammer, gladius, flail, staffs, nunchucks... the list goes on.

And if you need range, the easiest way around our strict firearms laws is a trusty longbow!

With a little imagination, a legal UK home armoury can be well stocked.

Aside from the 'usual' (pillow, frying pan, etc), I do have a plastic + wood sword prop and an old swiss army knife somewhere.

Unfort, the one firearm I do own (remington 870 supermag) isn't in the game. The closest to it would probably be the ithaca 37 as they're both pumps.

Dimitri Petrenko called. He wants his guns back for the siege of Stalingrad.

I dont really own any weapons apart from the crap lying around the house that Torn considers weapons, like pillows.

I do know someone that's owns an axe though. We were team mates in a basketball team that would occasionally visit local prisons and play against the prisoners. One time, despite getting searched and our bags xrayed, he managed to smuggle this foot long axe into prison in the bottom of his bag. Everything ended up OK, but if it had been discovered, he mightve been on the home team next time we went in.

I have a wife 😂

Wrench

chain saw

sand 

baseball bat

hammer

ice pick

pillow

riding crop

I’d say Americans have a clear disadvantage - many more ways to kill each other than other places, and poor medical systems should you be wounded.

haVing said that.. I have a kitchen knife, slingshot, baseball bat, cricket bat, umbrella, hammer, pillow, Swiss Army knife, walking cane, Axe, golf club, frying pan, bug swat, handbag, crowbar and my favourite the whip.. 

Axe, Pillow, Hammer, Brick, handbag, cricket bat, golf club, frying pan, sand, kitchen knife, wrench  and a book.

What I actually say:

Baseball bat, bread knife, crowbar, dual hammers, frying pan, hammer, kitchen knife, pillow, rusty sword, sledgehammer, swiss army knife, wrench, snowball and book.

Don't quote me like that.

Gun laws only allow me to have (mostly) melee weapons without having to join the royal sharpshooters union and applying for a permit with the police.

- baseball bat

- sledgehammer

- bread knife

- diamond-bladed knife (it's just a military style knife that looks exactly like it, but no diamond blade)

- frying pan

- crossbow

- brick

- Swiss army knife

I used to own throwing knives and a butterfly knife too. But I had to give them up when they became outlawed here.

I feel you. My wife is the reason I can't add claymore sword to the list. 

But I got to keep the crossbow ;-)

Armalite M-15A4 (But M&P 15 Sport)

Ithaca 37 (but Mossberg 590A1)

MP5 Navy (But Stribog SP9A1)

SKS Carbine (But Savage 11/111 bolt action)
Springfield 1911 (But CZ 75b)

Frying Pan(s)
Kitchen knive(s)
Fine Chisel

Hammer

Bread Knife

Swiss Army Knife (Leatherman Wave)
Pen Knife

Diamond Bladed Knife (But Spyderco Para 3)

In Australia anything that is fun is taxed or illegal. 

That reminds me, I need to claim lubricant for my tax return.

slingshot, pillow, katana, pair of high heels, hammer, kitchen knife, golf club, cleaver, naval cutlass, frying pan, ice pick, lead pipe, handbag, fine chisel, swiss army knife, rusty sword, axe, dagger, pen knife, knuckle dusters, throwing knife, pepper spray, ninja star.

I guess no double barrel shotgun is in torn? 

Samurai sword

I own one weapon and my name compensates for it.