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🎯Green Arrows 🎯

Hitting the bullseye on bargains

Aiming straight at overpriced stuff and missing on purpose

Green Arrows is your go-to discount store for quality products at unbeatable prices, where you come in for one thing and leave with ten… because the prices made you do it.

We’re NOT open everyday and that’s the point. Grab it before its gone!

⭐Don’t miss out - FAVOURITE the bazaar - CLICK THE LITTLE RED FLAG 🚩

Low prices, great finds, and absolutely no judgment.

⬇️Scroll DOWN for our DEALS & UPDATES - Once we post, we open, for a limited time ONLY!

DON'T MISS OUT!

Green Arrows - For those who know.

📉 TODAY’S BIGGEST GREEN ARROWS 📉

The market may be chaotic, but our prices are heading one direction: DOWN.

Make your enemies cry, not your bank balance.

Pepper Spray – 34% OFF

Global Oil prices may be climbing, but our arrows are pointing DOWN.

⛽ Kerosene – 9% OFF

⛽ Diesel – 8% OFF

Mind-numbing prices you won’t feel until it’s too late.

💉 Morphine – 20% OFF

If the world keeps heating up… you might want to start saving these now. Prepare for the post apocalypse NOW!

🥤 Bottle Caps – 17% OFF

⚠️ Deals won’t last forever. Markets move fast.

🛒 SHOP NOW BEFORE THE ARROWS TURN RED 

Bump

Amazing bazaar and amazing seller :D Constant deals every day so make sure you check back regularly! Looking forward to the future deals :))

🟢 Green Arrows is BACK with the biggest DOWN arrows in Torn! 🟢

Today’s specials are hitting HARD:

🔫 Luger – down nearly 50%! All that power for a tiny price. Blow a guy away without blowing your wallet.

📞 Phone Cards – down 32%. No excuses… call your mumma.

🌹 Planning a good night?

• Lubricant – down 17%

• Bunch of Carnations – down 30%

💥 MEGA DEALS 💥

🔨 Hammers – $1 (perfect for smashing enemies over the head)

🤧 Handkerchiefs – $1 (wipe the blood off after)

Our prices can’t be beat — come grab a bargain while stocks last!

Excellent prices, useful items

Busy day at Green Arrows! 🎯

These two big spenders, BrokeBoy and MrNoggins spent nearly £1 million combined — £974,400! Safe to say our deals are flying off the shelves.

A big thank you for your continued support — it really means a lot.

If you’re thinking about grabbing a deal, now’s the time. Get your discounts before it’s too late!

Green Arrows — always hitting the target with prices. 🎯

• BrokeBoy bought 3 x Zip Wallet from your bazaar for $17,400.

  11:31:20
  12/03/26
  

• BrokeBoy bought 1 x Billfold from your bazaar for $30,000.

  11:31:06
  12/03/26
  

• BrokeBoy bought 1 x Silver Coin from your bazaar for $25,000.

  11:30:58
  12/03/26
  

• BrokeBoy bought 1 x Coin Purse from your bazaar for $3,000.

  11:30:52
  12/03/26
  

• BrokeBoy bought 3 x Flash Grenade from your bazaar for $63,000.

  11:30:47
  12/03/26
  

• BrokeBoy bought 6 x Pepper Spray from your bazaar for $6,000.

  11:30:38
  12/03/26
  

• BrokeBoy bought 7 x HEG from your bazaar for $91,000.

  11:30:33
  12/03/26
  

• BrokeBoy bought 1 x HEG from your bazaar for $13,000.

  11:30:29
  12/03/26
  

• BrokeBoy bought 11 x Morphine from your bazaar for $132,000.

  11:30:08
  12/03/26
  

• MrNoggins bought 6 x Kerosene from your bazaar for $108,000.

  14:43:37
  11/03/26
  

• MrNoggins bought 2 x Diesel from your bazaar for $16,000.

  14:43:31
  11/03/26
  

• MrNoggins bought 5 x Hydrogen Tank from your bazaar for $80,000.

  14:43:25
  11/03/26
  

• MrNoggins bought 15 x Methane Tank from your bazaar for $240,000.

  14:43:21
  11/03/26
  

• MrNoggins bought 6 x Oxygen Tank from your bazaar for $150,000.

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Would be useful if you had a link to your bazaar

amazing shop.!

🍁 Wolverine Plushies Have Arrived… Straight from the Great White North!

Hey, bargain hunters and fellow lovers of all things cuddly (and Canadian)!

Fresh from Canada, land of maple syrup, polite apologisers, and hockey fights - Wolverine plushies have clawed their way into Green Arrows! 🐾

These little guys are so Canadian, they:

• Say “sorry” before they attack

• Wear tiny flannel shirts 

• Have an uncanny ability to survive snowstorms, moose encounters, and hockey fights

At Green Arrows, our prices are lower than a Canadian winter’s temperature

Come snag a plushie and bring home a bit of Canadian wilderness… eh? 🍁

Amazing bazaar and amazing seller  good deals and low pricing every day and waiting for the future deals 

Nice shop

Roaring Into Green Arrows: Authentic Lion Plushies Straight From South Africa 🦁

Alright folks, gather around the virtual campfire for a quick story from the savannah…

Imagine the golden African sun setting over the plains. A proud lion stands tall, mane flowing majestically in the wind. Now imagine that same lion… but fluffy, adorable, and small enough to sit on your shelf without eating your housecat.

That’s right - Green Arrows has managed to track down some absolutely brilliant lion plushies straight from South Africa.

No tranquilizers required, no jeeps chased, and thankfully no one had to wrestle a real lion.

These little kings of the jungle are soft, charming, and 100% guaranteed not to roar at 3 AM unless you step on them in the dark.

Why you might want one:

• 🦁 Authentic South African lion plushies

• 🦁 Softer than a cloud over the Serengeti

• 🦁 Perfect for desks, kids, collectors, or anyone who wants a tiny guardian of the savannah

• 🦁 Much easier to feed than the real thing (zero zebras required)

We’ve brought a limited batch into Green Arrows, so if you’ve ever wanted your own pocket-sized king of the jungle, now’s the time.

Come adopt a lion before they wander back across the savannah.

Variety of items at below market value prices. Nice fella!

I was looking for a very specific item to do questionable things.  GBoopsie had it, and he didn't ask questions. 10/10 would do shady back alley deals with him again.

Great marketing 

Thanks man. Need to check more Times your bazaar

Good prices and a few $1 bargains thrown in for good luck.

🌵 Green Arrows Imports Presents: Fresh Dahlias from Mexico! 🌵

Hola amigos of Torn!

After a totally legitimate “business trip” south of the border, the crew at Green Arrows has returned with suitcases absolutely stuffed with beautiful Mexican Dahlias. 🌺

Picture it:

• The sun blazing over Mexico

• Mariachi music playing somewhere in the distance

• My pilot nervously checking customs while I’m yelling “NO, THOSE AREN’T FLOWERS… THEY’RE… UH… BOTANICAL INVESTMENTS!”

But somehow (don’t ask questions), the Dahlias made it back to Torn safe and sound.

💐 Why buy Dahlias from Green Arrows?

• Imported fresh from Mexico
• Perfect for museum sets
• Smell slightly like tequila and poor life choices
• 100% guaranteed not to have been stuffed into a suspicious suitcase… probably.

Whether you're completing a flower set, bribing someone, or just want your inventory to look fancy - Green Arrows has the petals you need.

🌺 Stock: Fresh Dahlias from Mexico
💰 Price: Friendly prices — because we believe crime should be affordable.

Drop by Green Arrows and grab some before customs figures out what we’re doing.

Green Arrows – Bringing Torn the world’s finest “souvenirs” one questionable flight at a time. ✈️