Once upon a time I licked my dog so much, I had diarrhea for 3 seconds before aliens beamed me up leaving behind a destroyed piece of grass covered feces. After some time I started to travel along a extremely long road and found a prickly little cactus. With a face like an angel, wearing the finest leopard-print thong, standing in the center of a Slayer mosh pit. I raised my sword and dropped my precious shield and slashed at the thing in the area next to my left. I then jumped out of there with surprising tenacity as i make my way into the secret dungeon.
"Welcome,” it said, to the jungle
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