So 4 days ago I got married to a nice guy, the experience has been so horrible I had to write a forum post about it.
I had been married before, but I got a divorce because my spouse wanted to help out an irl friend. It's a noble cause so I had accepted this, after I had moved on I found a new spouse. We talked a bit and made some standard arrangements for the Island so we could be happy together.
We held the wedding, it was a lovely affair with loads of nice people, gifts & beer! 00:02:04 - 14/04/26 You married Wi1dWest21. After the wedding we sent the guests some gifts and started opening our own gifts.
00:18:12 - 14/04/26 You opened a Present containing a Horse's Head, losing 75 energy, 9 nerve and 55 happiness. Unrelated to this I had been horseheaded before that day, so it was not too bad, but it was a rather bad omen.
I spend the next days eating candy getting ready to do a happy jump before the 420 event. Fully stacked up I watch some erotic Dvd's and pop an Xtc. 23:01:02 - 17/04/26 You overdosed on some Ecstasy losing 975 energy and 17,525 happiness. And there goes the plan to do a happy jump before the 420 event.
Today I log into the game and have a message from my spouse: "Hey my buddy irl got on the game so I'm going to get him initiated and hop on the island with me."... Once again the irl squad arrives to kick me off another island. We can't divorce untill 7 days, figured that out after 20:51:03 - 18/04/26 Wi1dWest21 kicked you out of their Private Island. But because of the Overdose I had no more happy to lose anyway. Also made the priest mad in the process.
TL;DR
Married - Horseheaded - Overdosed - Divorced
Edit: 14:26:18 - 21/04/26 Wi1dWest21 divorced you.
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