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Getting Started.
Started by Killik [2031870] on in Tutorials & Guides.
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Bump.
Just bumping.
Up we go.
Top please.
Bumpity.
facts
Bumping.
Up top please.
Step one: Download app
Step two: get mogged by QAnon neckbeards who shit on your self respect
Step three: Lose any remaining delusion of worth, become deserter
Step four: Get your soul ripped out, by bullies that believe that you must treat the symptoms, not the actual causation of the cynical void.
Step Five: Login to recall fond memories of youth, continue being mogged by QAnon neckbeards, and haughty Europeans.
Step Six: Lose your faith in the entire human world, be prescribed mood stabilizing drugs to counterbalance the weight of the hatred, plea to a deaf god that you may somehow regain contact with someone who was your soul.
Step Seven: Become disenchanted by the loathing cesspool of 4chan users. Avenge the execution of your honor via listening to the dares of the pariah and committing to the acts of misanthropic implosion, losing the peace of mind that came from naivete.
Step Eight: Rot as you become increasingly volatile by the reflection of the world's relentless depravity. Fall into a rut of self loathing
Step Eight: As the tumor of resentment grows within your damned heart, and the distorted irony of a life no more consumes you, drink the bitter kava of regret, realizing that you became the Manticore that you once persecuted.
Step Nine: Ashes of the follies of caring for anything blind the rage filled husk that you are, warped beyond recognition you learn the greatest lesson of this blackened life, how to hate.
Step Ten: People avoid you, for the sins that you conceived, judging you as a member of the trenchcoat mafia.
Step two: get mogged by QAnon neckbeards who shit on your self respect
Step three: Lose any remaining delusion of worth, become deserter
Step four: Get your soul ripped out, by bullies that believe that you must treat the symptoms, not the actual causation of the cynical void.
Step Five: Login to recall fond memories of youth, continue being mogged by QAnon neckbeards, and haughty Europeans.
Step Six: Lose your faith in the entire human world, be prescribed mood stabilizing drugs to counterbalance the weight of the hatred, plea to a deaf god that you may somehow regain contact with someone who was your soul.
Step Seven: Become disenchanted by the loathing cesspool of 4chan users. Avenge the execution of your honor via listening to the dares of the pariah and committing to the acts of misanthropic implosion, losing the peace of mind that came from naivete.
Step Eight: Rot as you become increasingly volatile by the reflection of the world's relentless depravity. Fall into a rut of self loathing
Step Eight: As the tumor of resentment grows within your damned heart, and the distorted irony of a life no more consumes you, drink the bitter kava of regret, realizing that you became the Manticore that you once persecuted.
Step Nine: Ashes of the follies of caring for anything blind the rage filled husk that you are, warped beyond recognition you learn the greatest lesson of this blackened life, how to hate.
Step Ten: People avoid you, for the sins that you conceived, judging you as a member of the trenchcoat mafia.
Bumping.
Just bumping again.
Bump.
Unga-Bunga bump.
...Bump?
It's been a while...
Still a good start here.
Overdue for a bump.
Beautiful guide
Thanks.