Duke is a pussy

missions needed rework like 10 years ago...

like crimes 2.0 it will take 20 for new missions to appear. 

Until then mug inactives as duke demands you to 

AND ANOTHER THING. There was an event with duke recently and he gave me NONE of the event stuff. Send duke money, make a post. DUKE SUCKS! We need better account management of our most important NPCs. Or at least be able to attack him all together more often and get on his new target list. 

I’m someone who did like 1000 bloody missions ……. We still have so many unlocked bloody stages after duke… when are we gonna get it… on my death bed ….maybe after I reincarnate as another human being and get flagged permanently for not being the original user…….  I started doing missions to unlock the bloody next level and now it’s gonna be six years…. Do something about the missionsssss… we citizens of torn are doing our part for ages…

You spelled LtJelloman wrong.

Is it just me thinking that you wouldn't have posted this around Christmas when he's actually "online"? (I'm waiting for "him" to read this.)

EG: The guy that made a fake "Dukes christmas comp. day X" this crimbo just gone and got bountied by the "man."

R+ for pure balls tho

And yes, bring on Amanda!

EDIT: I know guy's AI now, I meant actual control by "online."

Imagine Duke mission:

"buy mug someone for 10m"

Its true we need better action

Ja. Been awaiting Amanda since I started playing Torn. Eight years later... Not a peep about Missons 2.0. We got some nice new graphics going on, however. 

"Purchase an item and then mug the same person within 5 minutes"

would be perfect phrasing for a mission like that..

Edit: 

Or "Successfully mug a person you have bought an item from in the last 5 minutes"

Im still struggling with the "pay duke back his 1.6b" mission and u f**ks want more?! :(

You sent a Plastic Sword to Halyangx with the message: duke is a pussy

Or the Duke knows which offline player has money in hand and gives u a target

Would be pretty good to have active players be targets too. I feel like I see the same names doing my missions, broaden the pool with sctive players too

Honestly tho, if players ask for something, Torn just never delivers. They always work on stuff no one talks about. 

They've completely stopped even mentioning missions in the patch list as what people are working on. We have multiple devs working on Hunting 2.0 and badges though.

Those same names being hunted by 10+ active player 

If the target has revs off and the other player needs to hosp them for the mission, you just fail ur mission because u don't get a chance to attack the target. 

I thought they fixed that where now inactive past a certain time have revives auto turned on?

Honestly, I agree, Duke is pussy cat. And Mr. Chad is useless.

Chad needs to stop recycling the same cash-grab tactics and actually add something new to Torn, because the game has felt frozen for years.

The worst part is that everything is buried behind broken RNG, events, hunting, lotto, merits, where you can play for years and still not get what some random week-old account gets for free.

At this point, even a lifetime in Torn doesn’t feel long enough to complete half the missions this game keeps pretending are achievable.

Yeah, what she said! 

MTGA 

Make Torn Great Again 

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