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BREAKING: WTF strikes Violent Resolution with a dirty bomb.
I'm not going to be reporting on this here. I have been writing a proper, objective and unbiased TCT article, so hopefully you can read it there this week once finished with all of the facts on the situation.
However on the topic of DIRTY BOMB, DJ neth has dropped a final track on the situation. He was sleeping so unable to drop it at the time of the bomb, but he just woke up and made a coffee so here it is
Original Post, Pre-DB, starts here:
First on tonight's broadcast...
DJ neth, an up and coming musical genius of torn dot com, has dropped a fresh new track on tonight's developing situation. For those who prefer their news served with a side of bass. Hit play, then read on.
The Story
In a move that left all of Torn scratching their heads, some noob named Dsla, leader of Violent Resolution, launched a raid on the WTF Healers. Confusion swept the city. Dsla quickly claimed it was a misclick.
What kind of monster raids the best reviving faction in Torn?
The Motive
Investigators on the scene quickly pieced it together, completely disproving Dsla's initial claim of a "misclick". With monthly bills creeping around the corner and the rent due, DSLA appears to have resorted to mugging green leafs for a cool $50m.
A truly noble pursuit.
The Plot Thickens
As the heat turned up, it seems DSLA started running low on diapers — reaching out to yet another WTF Healer green leaf to beg for a truce.
Perhaps he's color blind? Because what exactly would a green leaf noob know about war powers? 🤔
Deception From Within
Word from inside Violent Resolution paints a grim picture about their faction culture. DSLA has apparently been lying to his own members the raid was "fake", whatever that means. As our anonymous source so eloquently put it: tf is a fake raid?
The Refusal
After some further "negotiation," it became clear DSLA really needs that $50m. No refund. No remorse. No interest in making things right.
We reached out to DSLA
Our correspondent team privately reached out to DSLA for a comment on the record. Due to being busy, all he could state was "Damn, must be a slow day on the forums."
So What Now?
WTF has no intention of stopping.
As the wise old chedburn once said (probably, somewhere, idk):
"Mess with the bull, get the horns."
DSLA has awoken a beast.
DSLA, Torn's Biggest Bully? You Decide!
We've been receiving anonymous tips hinting that this DSLA fella is a real big bully. Picking on smaller folks left and right, and we can't seem to find a good reason behind it other than some weird fetish.
Do note, below are references to several different factions, not just one. Each message is from a different person. The biggest story on a faction raid over a single forum post being disliked can be read in the section after this.
Full context on DSLA raiding a different faction over a forum post dislike
We already had a hunch that he wasn't a fan of being disliked in the forums (see below on our prior convo...), but according to several anonymous sources he had previously raided another faction of noobs over a single dislike on a post. Read the full context here: https://www.facebook.com/share/p/18pEXdt7Q6/?
Stay tuned for further developments. DJ neth out.
