I’M THE ZIP GUY
Bring me your Zip Wallets. I gotta zip zip zip.
I wake up in Torn with a plan in my mitts,
Pockets stay hungry, I’m hunting them zips.
Don’t bring me excuses, don’t bring me no bits,
Bring me those wallets, I’m stacking the clips.
Zip zip zip, I’m the guy with the bag,
Buying them clean, no need for the haggle-tag.
Three in your hand? Yeah, I’ll still make it fair,
But loads in your trunk? Now we’re talking rare air.
If you got a small pile, I’m paying you neat,
7k each, that’s tidy and sweet.
But bring me a mountain, a beautiful heap,
I’ll push it up higher, bulk prices ain’t cheap.
I need every Zip Wallet from city to shore,
Check your bazaar, check your faction, check more.
I’m not just buying, I’m building a throne,
The Zip Guy’s calling, don’t leave me alone.
Zip zip zip, let the wallets rain down,
I’m the Zip Guy now, put respect on the crown.
Buying Prices
| Amount Sold | Price Per Zip Wallet |
|---|---|
| 1–24 | $7,000 each |
| 25–99 | $7,100 each |
| 100–249 | $7,150 each |
| 250+ | $7,200 each |
Message me or send trade. Big stacks preferred. Small stacks accepted.
ZIP ZIP ZIP.